Oh good sir
I'd prefer
if you would
because you really should

Use the Union of Honor
Before you're a goner

Oh good sir
I'd prefer
If you would
Because you really should

Quit being a kiss up
And an average boner.

I regret to inform you that you're couplet does not rhyme and the first half of the poem is mine

Deluge wrote:Oh good sir
I'd prefer
If you would
Because you really should

Quit being a kiss up
And an average boner.

Lets get the measuring tapes and rulers out !!

Goner and honor have phonetically different sounds
you can pretend they don't but it lends credence to Mr. Lowes argument that there are inbred cretins about.
I can forgive you assuming your pronunciation is as lazy as those who could not leave home to find a decent mating partner.

Well my 12-pounder is way more impressive than his pocket pistol i'm afraid
And Mr. Deluge I again regret to inform you that is a slant rhyme unlike Up and honor

Deluge wrote:Goner and honor have phonetically different sounds
you can pretend they don't but it lends credence to Mr. Lowes argument that there are inbred cretins about.
I can forgive you assuming your pronunciation is as lazy as those who could not leave home to find a decent mating partner.

He really means:

Spoiler: show

I believe goner and boner rhyme but who cares if I’m educated? Let’s compare sizes with rulers over the internet because i got a couple voodoo spells thrown at me in a PBBG. I give all forgiveness for being uneducated swines. I’m all-knowing.

I believe you two focus on the phallacy a bit to much.
Perhaps that explains the jump into another man's guild
pre-fight.
Perhaps sexting much like texting should be avoided
before a fight it seems that must have been what
caused you the loss of four ships.
Lesson learned I hope.

Deluge wrote:I believe you two focus on the phallacy a bit to much.
Perhaps that explains the jump into another man's guild
pre-fight.
Perhaps sexting much like texting should be avoided
before a fight it seems that must have been what
caused you the loss of four ships.
Lesson learned I hope.

Okay Skyfire.

Oh and losing ships. Is that a challenge i hear?

Those ships were all stolen. They were only worth 5 ambushes and 4 levis to me. Im fine without them. I even congratulated him for taking them