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Best Insults

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:52 am
by Grimrock Litless
I trying to look for the best insult people playing this game or not, can make, it could be about anything, as long as after someone read it and is immediately offended by it.

"Y'all insults so funny, that's why it's been a joke."

There is no other place where I think things like this can be, so I decided to put it on Union of Honor.

Re: Best Insults

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:33 pm
by DezNutz
Look a topic that derails itself.

Re: Best Insults

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:37 pm
by Grimrock Litless
DezNutz wrote:Look a topic that derails itself.


Nice, keep it coming.

Re: Best Insults

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:49 pm
by Lefty
Banger: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood.

Harlock: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island
I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.

Tom Lowe: So you got that job as janitor after all.

:duel

Re: Best Insults

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:02 pm
by Lefty
Astragek: I've spoken with apes more polite than you .
Now I now what filth and stupidity really are.

Tom Lowe: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

:duel

Re: Best Insults

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:10 pm
by Lefty
Grimrock Litless: Every suggestion I’ve made is annihilated!
My words have left entire guilds depopulated!
Tom lowe: With your breath I’m sure they all suffocated.
:duel

Re: Best Insults

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:14 pm
by Slindur
"You fight like a dairy farmer"

Re: Best Insults

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:15 pm
by PFH
Your mom wears combat boots in the bathtub.

Re: Best Insults

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:35 pm
by Lefty
Harlock was honorarily appointed governor of Butt Pirate Island.

140 pirates recently visited his new marina.

70 couples came back.
:duel

Re: Best Insults

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:38 pm
by PFH
Lefty has earned the title of the Right hand of the king's power. Lefty was soon arrested for using the wrong hand to wipe his rear.