In the last 24 hours, while casually taking sun on the main deck of my favourite cutter, a horde of Merc scum appeared on the horizon.
Unbidden, they approached my fleet. Attempting to board my ship, water was splashed into my rum! Through gritted teeth I cursed every last one of these dogs.

Then, with a thump, one of their pitiful craft slammed into my bow. My favourite cutter!!
A breast was dislodged from the figurehead and fell into the sea. The finest rack in all of Avonmora, wooden or flesh, defaced!
A tear welled from my glass eye. This unprovoked attack on my fleets will not go unpunished.

The Guild of ONE does not fight wars to suit the tactics of their opponents, and will not in this case. Rather, guerrilla methods will be used.
Cover each others scurvy backs well Merc, for any unprotected back will quickly feel the point of my cutlass. Any weak link will be targetted hardest.
I spit on your guild, and I wipe my arse with your banner.

For no less than one month, all my pirating activities will exclusively target members of Merc.
You may avoid this action by meeting my terms. They are-
1. Financial restituion of 100 million gold coins.
2. A formal apology.
3. Serving as oarsmen in my longboat the next time I choose to water-ski.
Qwerty,
Guidmaster, The Guild of ONE.

Your declaring a one-man war? As much as I admire your bravery, is that not a bit much?

DezNutz wrote:

. Ditto

RIP Qwerty

Banger wrote:RIP Qwerty

God damn it he was part of my evil plan!

I can see this playing out.

qwerty sells all his ships and casts on Merc.

Merc response is to go after Lana...... Because at one time Qwerty was in Helm and so was Lana so Lana must be helping him.

Lodswe helps Lana so merc decides to cast on all of Helm.

Feniks wrote:I can see this playing out.

qwerty sells all his ships and casts on Merc.

Merc response is to go after Lana...... Because at one time Qwerty was in Helm and so was Lana so Lana must be helping him.

Lodswe helps Lana so merc decides to cast on all of Helm.

All the flavors in the world and you choose to be salty.

And then helm casts on me because of me being friends with zeph, the zeph gets mad at me, so he attacks Nelson. Nelson gets mad, and then he attacks Dman and Pro because they are friends with Zeph, then pro gets mad and nukes Monty and Feniks because they were in Montenegro with Nelson, then Monty and Feniks get mad and go after Dman because he was in Grenada, and then Dman gets mad and goes after Mugi for being a 'traitor', then...(etc etc.)