what he said
So I assume that many of you have noticed that I have left VUDU. The war with Merc was too taxing for me to continue so I had to look for an escape. I had become disenchanted with being completely locked down by Merc. I voiced my concerns to my guildmates and to their merit they have decided to stay the course until both sides agree to terms. I simply could not agree to this and felt as if continuing down this path was foolhearty. As a result, I left VUDU as a sign of good faith to Merc that I would no longer be a participant in this war in hopes that I would be spared any further damage. I was blessed with an opportunity of refuge in the fine guild of Ayes and I look forward to contributing to the guild in anyway I can.
what he meant
So I assume that many of you have noticed that I have left VUDU. The war with Merc was too funny for me to continue so I had to look for a way to keep from laughing so much my ribs hurt. I had become tired of being completely flirted with by by Merc. I voiced my concerns to my guildmates and to their merit they have decided to stay the course and deal with mercs constant flirting. I simply could not agree to this and felt as if continuing down this path was gay. As a result, I left VUDU as a sign to haron and poopy that I would no longer be a participant in hopes that I would be spared any further revelations of their brokeback mountain in 50 shades of grey. I was blessed with an opportunity of straight life in the fine guild of Ayes and I look forward to contributing to the guild in any way I can. As poopy and haron are too scared to message me any more gay stuff or mess with me now because they are skeered of stan and clan.