The Story of Pirate Roberts

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The Story of Pirate Roberts

Postby ChaIbaud » Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:03 am

Too offensive content for my taste, content removed. Too personal in fact. I know it is Union of Honor and this was intended to be humorous but okay, it was beyond limits. We have received more than 20 reports for this topic too. So even if this is a successful topic in terms of engagement, it is also offensive with insults that are beyond acceptance mostly because they target the player behind the character and not the character. Whenever you refer to the player, avoid strong insults.
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Re: The Story of Pirate Roberts

Postby William Pitt » Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:23 am

When you are locked behind doors you are a easier target.
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Re: The Story of Pirate Roberts

Postby not a pirate » Wed Jun 22, 2016 2:40 am

ATTENTION! RED ALERT!

Below is a picture of the so-called "main character" of this thread, which is a touching story indeed.

HOWEVER, his name is not Bobby--- it is Bolbi.

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Yes Folks! That's right! If you have ever watched Jimmy Neutron before, you have seen the killer at work!
Bolbi, known for his excessive outburts, meltdowns, and clapping/snapping, seems to have gotten hold of a laptop and can now be seen terrorizing Pirates Glory!
For just a small donation of 1,000,000 gold coins to Ferdinand (#60037), you can help stop the threat of Bolbi.


Payments are non-refundable, but highly encouraged. 99% of the proceeds will go to Ferdinand's pocket, while the remaining 1% will go to fighting Bolbi's tyranny and ensure that Avonmora is kept safe.
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Re: The Story of Pirate Roberts

Postby ChaIbaud » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:21 am

And poor Bobby was kicked out of Zomb! He has now taken refuge in a new guild. Let's see if this new chapter lasts.
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Re: The Story of Pirate Roberts

Postby not a pirate » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:23 am

Chaulbad wrote:And poor Bolbi was kicked out of ZomB! He has now taken refuge in a new guild. Let's see if this new chapter lasts.
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Re: The Story of Pirate Roberts

Postby Dreadnort » Wed Jun 22, 2016 5:17 am

EXCELLENT this is friggin funny
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Re: The Story of Pirate Roberts

Postby ChaIbaud » Wed Jun 22, 2016 6:14 am

Quick update for all citizens of Avonmora!

Our subject, Admiral Nelson, is throwing a famous tantrum. One day, he will cast 55 Time Spirals and 6 Spy Networks, but reports have it that he has stopped with the time spirals and spy networks, throwing only a combined 3 out, and has resorted to Propagandas. Has his inner rage quelled? -A phrase has been removed, no warning ~Cpt Jack- We will keep you updated.
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Re: The Story of Pirate Roberts

Postby Grimrock Litless » Wed Jun 22, 2016 6:57 am

Chaulbad wrote:~Removed Content from 1st post~


I died on this part. (Laugh too hard)
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Re: The Story of Pirate Roberts

Postby Sir Colchian Niveus » Wed Jun 22, 2016 9:43 am

I really like seeing a friend being so famous. Now you guys know the real story of him so be aware.. i think it was Black Sparrow who wrote in his description.. "Mess with the best, die like the rest."
I'm here to listen, everybodys beliefs. What i'm expressing, is only my opinion. The name "Dragon" comes from the Greek "drakeîn" meaning "to see clearly".

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Re: The Story of Pirate Roberts

Postby Sir Colchian Niveus » Wed Jun 22, 2016 9:43 am

Preety cool story. You have strong imagination and creative spirit. Well done.
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