Heya all : it has become ever more evident that lots of folk in Avonmora need a safe, secure and comfortable outlet for their well-founded, astute and ever-growing dislike of Danik (Booooo! Hisssssss!) : so, here is a special thread for all those special people!

I'll start you off with a few examples but I'm sure you'll all get the hang of it in no time at all!

example 1 :

I HATE DANIK BECAUSE : he is much more handsome than I am!

example 2 :

I HATE DANIK BECAUSE : he has cooties!

example 3 :

I HATE DANIK BECAUSE : he can spell big words like 'their' without using spell-checkers!

So, easy, aint it?

Off we go, and the best examples will win a special prize (to be announced)!

I HATE DANIK BECAUSE : he never offered me some tequila when mexico owned Regis

Danik, it seems that you are upset.

Oh no, the rules are simple : only one spamming whine per post is allowable : I'm afraid you will not qualify for the special prize with this entry. try again, and again, and again...

PS : I wonder why you have such a ready supply of those forms to hand...

I hate Danik because he threw the Captains Palm tree over board.

I hate Danik because he wouldn't let me see Poncho after our... unforgettable night.

I HATE DANIK BECAUSE : he reminds me of me...

I hate danik because i still cant figure out how much Danik could a Danik Danik, if a Danik could Danik.

A danik could danik danik if a danik knew how to get danik to danik danik.