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England Wants You!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 3:08 am
by ChaIbaud
"Well... This is the story all about how a country named England is restarting now. I'd like to take a minute- just sit right there- and I'll tell you how I'm on track to become the King of the land." -Chalbaud, "Fresh Prince of England"

I'm currently only a Colonel in England, but soon I expect to become King. From reading the forum posts in this country, it seems that England used to have some stake in the world of Avonmora (control over the port of Tzogos, it seems.) Anyways, in my effort to renew its sovereignty, I have hit a challenging hurdle: there are no active players in it! Sure, there are 400+ people that fly its flag, but it appears to me that I am the only one who is a participating member.

With this being said, I would like to ask all of you pirates and merchants, nobles and thieves, privateers and donkey-lovers to come and join in my attempts. I cannot offer you gold, I cannot offer you protection, I cannot offer you all the help you will need. What I can promise is a seat at the big table for helping me accomplish my goals. Joining right now would mean a lot, regardless of if you're a veteran or if you just joined today. I sincerely hope each and everyone of you whom this thread has revealed itself to decide to fly our flag, or at least show support for it. I might be a "noob," but I'm a noob with a dream to make a name for myself and anyone who heeds my calls. :D

All hail the Majesty, (lowercase "a," sorry...)
Chalbaud, "Fresh Prince of England"

Re: England Wants You!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 4:00 am
by Jack Aubrey
All the best to England and its soon to be ruler.

Good luck mate.

Re: England Wants You!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 6:37 am
by Dreadnort
good one may you bring it back to its former glory on ya mate

Re: England Wants You!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:21 am
by Most Lee Harmless
True donkey-lovers will avoid the pestilent nation of animal haters known as Angleland : they force these noble creatures to carry fat people up and down beaches while wearing silly hats : such cruelty will be punished one day!

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Perfidious Albion; justice awaits!

Re: England Wants You!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:31 am
by ChaIbaud
Allowing our people to have the comfort of easy transportation is a work of God compared to what your people do! Carving out the poor animals intestines for your sweets, hanging him up, rendering him defenseless, then beating the poor thing to death infront of children...

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You will receive your judgement fairly on the day it comes, swiftly and harshly.

Re: England Wants You!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 4:53 pm
by Grapefruit
Forget england tis a 'orrible place,
Come to vietnam
The rain is warmer.

Re: England Wants You!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:56 pm
by ChaIbaud
Your rain might be warm, but our tea is hot. One of our top brewers, Sir Thomas Lipton, is quickly gaining fame for his technique. Can Vietnam say the same?

Re: England Wants You!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:11 pm
by Grapefruit
Lipton is popular here too my friend, although I prefer mine with ice.

Re: England Wants You!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:15 pm
by Sebena
I guess Vietnam wins here it has better ladies ;) Although not like where I am but still England vs Vietnam Vietnam wins in my honest opinion

Re: England Wants You!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:23 pm
by Sir Sam Lowe
coughs....coughs


Turns to Grapefruit and says,
“Let the Englishman go to hell, but I should always have my warm tea.”

Turns to Chalbaud and says,
Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry warm rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.


picks up my hat and looks at Wolfie and says in a whisper,
“It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.”


Walks down to the port and board my ship just getting a nap