What I am doing is different, I am not going to make you join, nor am I going to try to pressure you into it.
If you have an attention span long enough to get past my guild's logos, feel free to read the description I wrote, or heck, even apply.
If you don't, listen to them loins (is that okay Cp. Jack?) and apply anyway. 'Tis not inappropriate, it has clothes, but its nice looking anyway.
Czar of Russia, Czar of RUSE.