You-Pick-Apalooza

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Poll ended at Sat Apr 13, 2019 11:44 pm

Charles Vane
24
43%
Sir Henry Morgan
0
No votes
Pulpop
3
5%
Danik
1
2%
Tom Lowe
1
2%
Black Sparrow
1
2%
Trixikilikili
1
2%
Stan Rogers
0
No votes
Jim Hawkins
0
No votes
Smog
25
45%
 
Total votes : 56

Re: You-Pick-Apalooza

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:24 am

one was taken before you responded which i would guess you were at max and since you were not ts again guessing that because you had turns you would not have accrued any the time that passed will show on the cbs i think if not 20 mins sounds good
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Re: You-Pick-Apalooza

Postby Magnus the red » Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:49 am

Should've done temporary guilds with a moderator in both
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Re: You-Pick-Apalooza

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:06 am

it would have been fun the best part of boxing sometimes is the announcer and commentator xD
with these two you get mr mouth and mr quiet and waiting for the results is boring :D
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Re: You-Pick-Apalooza

Postby Shadowood » Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:28 am

Just got back from a night out to 197 events! Good work SuzyQ!

Off to bed. I might come after you tomorrow or not. I got time.
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Re: You-Pick-Apalooza

Postby Shadowood » Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:43 pm

In the famed Pirate Port of Tortuga, the action started just half a day ago!

SMOG! The ever name changer himself, won (or lost depending on your view) Shadowood's "You-Pick-Apalooza"

Shadowood quickly broke a mindbar, snatched a Spy Report, Cystal Ball and place 3 Fugi's and a Swarm of Worms on SMOG. (However, Shadowood needs to plan the end time of his events better as he forgot about a night out in Seaglory with his wife. He is famous for actions like these...)

After a night of drinking and partying, Shadowood arrived back at his hideout to 197 events. SMOG had come and tried to steal, not 1, but 2 MOW!! Yes folks, that crazy Shadowood has a 2 MOW fleet in Tortuga as we speak. The crazy SMOG cast all manor of voodoo, Time Spiral, Confuse, 21 Terrorize, Black List, Voodoo Storm, Vengeance of the Witch Doctor, Fire Ships, and he even called in a brigade of Leviathan. All that and he got 1 Sloop of War to sink.

Shadowood, after looking around and seeing some minor water damage and a knocked over end table from a nasty Leviathan, was very drunk and just went to bed.

However, upon waking only moments ago, he found that the cross eyed man SMOG had returned and cast a spell that Confused him this morning and placed nasty Worms on the decks of his ships...

Shadowood still hung over decided to fire back a few small curses to test SMOG's resolve. 9 Leviathan, 4 Ambush, 1 Disfavor and a nasty Kraken later and a 4 SOTL fleet that had been parked in Tortuga is now GONE!. Yes folks, in a matter of minutes this entire fleet was GONE! (Shadowood laughs at himself as the first battle he fought he lost... I think he is still drunk)

So now, the game continues. Shadowood will keep his 2 MOW Fleet out for all to see and temp that shady pirate SMOG to take it.... if he can. Shadowood will continue to have fun and toy with SMOG for no more then 2 weeks and not less than 1.

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Re: You-Pick-Apalooza

Postby PFH » Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:10 pm

Good work :y those were all stolen at some point from players i went after. Glad they are in better hands now :y
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Re: You-Pick-Apalooza

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:32 pm

This concludes round 1 :P
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Re: You-Pick-Apalooza

Postby sXs » Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:58 pm

Image

Seriously, though. While the banter is mildly amusing, this isn't a "battle". it is 99% reliant on voodoo.

This needs to change.
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Re: You-Pick-Apalooza

Postby Shadowood » Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:38 pm

Feniks wrote:Image

Seriously, though. While the banter is mildly amusing, this isn't a "battle". it is 99% reliant on voodoo.

This needs to change.


Aye. Voodoo is king and something needs to change
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Re: You-Pick-Apalooza

Postby sXs » Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:18 pm

Really..... in a 1 v 1 battle you resort to Bounties?

Any interest in this has now gone completely out the window.
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