Mess with the cannonballs, get the short fuse

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Re: Mess with the cannonballs, get the short fuse

Postby Sir Henry Morgan » Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:16 pm

As selected spokesman for the leadership of the Iron Helm, we have agreed that it would be honorable to cease all our war maneuvers until 9:00 game time against all members of VUDU when the fixed glitch in the current system is assured. After all, this is their war, not ours. This should prove ample time to insure that the glitch is fixed and VUDU has ample time to prepare.

If other members of VUDU continue before this deadline, we assume they have no other desire other than to continue their war without their ally - we will then resume all war maneuvers against them, but not Valar Morghulis until 9:00 game time.

If VUDU wishes to end their war, they can do so now at this opportune moment. To negotiate the post-war procedures, please contact Captain Dungeness of the Iron Helm.

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Re: Mess with the cannonballs, get the short fuse

Postby Vane » Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:39 pm

I will cease any and all moves against HELM as well in honor of their Chivalry and respect for Valar's situation. I have also cancelled any voodoo I had on members of HELM.

Hats off to the Gents within HELM :beer
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Re: Mess with the cannonballs, get the short fuse

Postby Admiral Nelson » Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:51 pm

Charles Vane wrote:
Hats off to the Gents within HELM :beer


But not the ladys!? :P

The ladys will be pissed ;)

You are not a ladys man, for sure. :o:
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Re: Mess with the cannonballs, get the short fuse

Postby Grimrock Litless » Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:50 am

John Avery wrote:
Charles Vane wrote:
Hats off to the Gents within HELM :beer


But not the ladys!? :P

The ladys will be pissed ;)

You are not a ladys man, for sure. :o:


What do man do to ladies to show gratitude/"well played"?

Hands down to the ladies?
"Got ya."
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Re: Mess with the cannonballs, get the short fuse

Postby Bmw » Sun Apr 02, 2017 5:41 am

What happens in my mind at 3 am needs to stay there why did I even post this in the first place.
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Re: Mess with the cannonballs, get the short fuse

Postby fullfathomfive » Sun Apr 02, 2017 11:48 am

Bmw wrote:Gents when used in the right context like how vain used it can mean both men and women.


:D
Now that's funny and a real stretch even in this expanded gender base decade. Gents is a acronym for Gentleman, in this case meaning more than one as presented here plural. You can Duck Duck Go Gentleman, or Google it if you prefer to be manipulated by a search engine and you will be hard pressed to find any reference indicating female.
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Re: Mess with the cannonballs, get the short fuse

Postby Most Lee Harmless » Sun Apr 02, 2017 1:01 pm

Bmw wrote:Gents when used in the right context like how vain used it can mean both men and women.


I bet he thinks that post is about him...
-1 : Move to archive.
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Re: Mess with the cannonballs, get the short fuse

Postby Jeanne de Clisson » Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:15 pm

Simple Simon met a Wry man going to the Fair
Sang the Simon to the wry man, "don't you, don't you."
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Re: Mess with the cannonballs, get the short fuse

Postby Valar Morghulis » Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:51 pm

A guild war may have ended. My compliments given for the graces shown when I was struggling
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Re: Mess with the cannonballs, get the short fuse

Postby Shadowood » Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:54 am

The Brethren have called off its war against the mighty Helm! This battle didn't last long but there was substantial loses from both sides.

This small conflict was very fun and both sides used this as a learning tool. Helm especially has many younger players who got to experience this invaluable event for their own knowledge as they get set to potentially leave Helm.

We at VUDU wish everyone at Helm fair winds.
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