THE ASSASSIN'S AUCTION

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Re: THE ASSASSIN'S AUCTION

Postby Valar Morghulis » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:30 pm

minke whale

Population more than large enough to sustain it. It's on the point where it endangers itself
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Re: THE ASSASSIN'S AUCTION

Postby William one eye » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:31 pm

-- Well with Valar's appetite one might last him about a day or maybe less ---

he does have a bunch of assassins to feed
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Re: THE ASSASSIN'S AUCTION

Postby Meliva » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:34 pm

Valar morghulis wrote:minke whale

Population more than large enough to sustain it. It's on the point where it endangers itself


yeah I actually got curious from my own question and googled what kind of whales are eaten and minke is what showed up. never heard of them before today though. granted I live in Kansas, no oceans anywhere near here. youd have to go over a thousand miles to get to one.
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Re: THE ASSASSIN'S AUCTION

Postby DezNutz » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:34 pm

Valar morghulis wrote:Could have chosen a worse name :-)


Could have went with San Diego, which in German means "a whale's vagina"


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Re: THE ASSASSIN'S AUCTION

Postby Lefty » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:45 pm

Valar morghulis wrote:I am the Assassin of Avonmora.

He is almost correct. If you take the assin out of Assassin then it would be very accurate.
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Re: THE ASSASSIN'S AUCTION

Postby Bmw » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:47 pm

Lefty wrote:
Valar morghulis wrote:I am the Assassin of Avonmora.

He is almost correct. If you take the assin out of Assassin then it would be very accurate.
:lol:

good work making his name correct
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Re: THE ASSASSIN'S AUCTION

Postby Meliva » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:48 pm

Lefty wrote:
Valar morghulis wrote:I am the Assassin of Avonmora.

He is almost correct. If you take the assin out of Assassin then it would be very accurate.
:lol:

gotta admit that made me laugh pretty hard. that was a good one. :lol:
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Re: THE ASSASSIN'S AUCTION

Postby Lefty » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:58 pm

Meliva wrote:gotta admit that made me laugh pretty hard. that was a good one. :lol:

Thank you, two shows a night. One at 6:30,come back for the second show at 9:30. These jokes are free ,pirates. No two drink minimum like at Danik's place. :o
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Re: THE ASSASSIN'S AUCTION

Postby Most Lee Harmless » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:22 pm

Lefty wrote:
Meliva wrote:gotta admit that made me laugh pretty hard. that was a good one. :lol:

Thank you, two shows a night. One at 6:30,come back for the second show at 9:30. These jokes are free ,pirates. No two drink minimum like at Danik's place. :o



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Re: THE ASSASSIN'S AUCTION

Postby Lefty » Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:52 am

First Valar came for the Merchants with the most captains,
and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Merchant.

Then Valar came for the Traders with the most captains,
and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Trader.

Then Valar came for the Pirates with the most captains,
and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Pirate.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
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