Sir Roberts incapable of posting quality player guides

[Most Lee Harmless]

In a hard-hitting expose, published exclusively in the Avonmora Excess (Free, fair, unbiased and easily bought!), it was revealed to our ace reporter, Rubert 'Inky' Mudloch, that Sir Roberts doesnt shave every day! Long suspected of being young, it can be further revealed that Sir Roberts is not in receipt of any pension! Speaking today at the Conference on Moral Upstanding Behavior, noted campaigner Margerine Bluenose commented: 'Its exactly this type of behavior we are trying to stamp out! Too long has our proud nation been held hostage to the rampaging youth of our times! Bring back the Birch!,Bring back conscription!Bring back my hat! Further breaking news as it breaks!

[Most Lee Harmless]

Breaking news! : In the latest installment of the long-running Roberts-gate Scandal, it can be revealed that he was once banned from the Scouts for woggle-abuse! Chief Scout Master Bufton Audley-Browne broke down in tears when he described the abuse to our intrepid reporter, James 'Jim' Jameison : 'It was awful, he had used it to fasten his Scout-approved scarf in a most unorthodox fashion, contrary to all guidelines issued for the correct use of ones woggle!'

is there no end to the foul evil of this man?

[Roberts]

Well... From now on i will refuse to post in ANY thread.

[Most Lee Harmless]

Proof that Roberts is a Cheat! (Story and pictures on pages 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and souvenir center-spread poster! )

We can now reveal heart-breaking evidence of Roberts wrong-doing! Hollywood starlet, Lola 'Chesty' Morgan revealled to our intrepid show-biz reporter, Mavis 'Dahlinks' Gradgrind, that Roberts casually cast her aside in favor of her greatest rival Bratney Arizona Scarlett at a recent exclusive Hollywood party!

'We were going to be married!' said Lola, 'But he broke off our engagement after only 15 minutes!'.

Bratney denied any part in this sad tale of the arch-lecher Roberts latest scandal : 'Who the heck is Roberts? And where is my drink?'

More breaking news as it breaks in the soaraway stunning exclusive Avonora Excess!

[Captain meow]

he is an agent of the troll commission so
you mad bro ?

[Roberts]

he is an agent of the troll commission so
you mad bro ?

Killed it.

[Brazzler]

First of all, spamming the tavern with "player guides" is crowding out conversation which new players might actually have something to gain by reading.

more importantly however, mr roberts, you are the exact opposite of a player retention asset. the constant barrage of profanity, threats, and deeply inappropriate insults, to new and old players alike, is an anchor around the necks of new player retention rates for this game. there is a huge difference between doing battle, and desperately trying to s**k any sort of enjoy-ability out of the game for complete strangers.

believe it or not, the person who caused game administration to reevaluate all possible loop holes in the "Block Player" feature is absolutely the last person to talk about the Player Retention process.

the constant spew of absolutely repulsive garbage that defines your way of talking/playing would have gotten you banned from many other browser games, and rightfully so, FOR THE REASON that it is a problem for keeping playing involved in the game world.

The best thing you could possibly do for Player Retention is leave the game, and never come back.

#Robertsgetwrecked

[Roberts]

First of all, spamming the tavern with "player guides" is crowding out conversation which new players might actually have something to gain by reading.

more importantly however, mr roberts, you are the exact opposite of a player retention asset. the constant barrage of profanity, threats, and deeply inappropriate insults, to new and old players alike, is an anchor around the necks of new player retention rates for this game. there is a huge difference between doing battle, and desperately trying to s**k any sort of enjoy-ability out of the game for complete strangers.

believe it or not, the person who caused game administration to reevaluate all possible loop holes in the "Block Player" feature is absolutely the last person to talk about the Player Retention process.

the constant spew of absolutely repulsive garbage that defines your way of talking/playing would have gotten you banned from many other browser games, and rightfully so, FOR THE REASON that it is a problem for keeping playing involved in the game world.

The best thing you could possibly do for Player Retention is leave the game, and never come back.

#Robertsgetwrecked

#Brazzlers3MGCwrecked.
#BrazzlersSOTLSwrecked
#BrazzlersTraderswrecked
#BrazzlersFameWrecked.

[Ben scarlett]

I'm another trainee of Sir Robert. He gave me great advice, and protection to be able to carry it out. What can I say? This isn't a bad guy. Don't judge too harshly because he plays to his whims of the moment for excitement. This is a game of goodies and baddies. Catch him on a good day. I got lucky alright.

[Ben scarlett]

My above post was made after this tow rag Sir Robert tricked, or maybe that should be, conned! Me into believing that Tortuga would be a good catch for the United Kingdom. He omitted to tell me that after I carried out the prescribed, fair way of doing this, I would be completely obliterated with his help and the rest of the Midway Islands. This player needs eradicating, one way or another. Is there anyone here who has any respect for such a lowly rat?