Oh Sir Deluge

[Magnus the red]

Oh good sir
I'd prefer
if you would
because you really should

Use the Union of Honor
Before you're a goner

[PFH]

[Deluge]

Oh good sir
I'd prefer
If you would
Because you really should

Quit being a kiss up
And an average boner.

[Magnus the red]

I regret to inform you that you're couplet does not rhyme and the first half of the poem is mine

[PFH]

Oh good sir
I'd prefer
If you would
Because you really should

Quit being a kiss up
And an average boner.

Lets get the measuring tapes and rulers out !!

[Deluge]

Goner and honor have phonetically different sounds
you can pretend they don't but it lends credence to Mr. Lowes argument that there are inbred cretins about.
I can forgive you assuming your pronunciation is as lazy as those who could not leave home to find a decent mating partner.

[Magnus the red]

Well my 12-pounder is way more impressive than his pocket pistol i'm afraid
And Mr. Deluge I again regret to inform you that is a slant rhyme unlike Up and honor

[PFH]

Goner and honor have phonetically different sounds
you can pretend they don't but it lends credence to Mr. Lowes argument that there are inbred cretins about.
I can forgive you assuming your pronunciation is as lazy as those who could not leave home to find a decent mating partner.

He really means:

Spoiler: show

I believe goner and boner rhyme but who cares if I’m educated? Let’s compare sizes with rulers over the internet because i got a couple voodoo spells thrown at me in a PBBG. I give all forgiveness for being uneducated swines. I’m all-knowing.

[Deluge]

I believe you two focus on the phallacy a bit to much.
Perhaps that explains the jump into another man's guild
pre-fight.
Perhaps sexting much like texting should be avoided
before a fight it seems that must have been what
caused you the loss of four ships.
Lesson learned I hope.

[PFH]

I believe you two focus on the phallacy a bit to much.
Perhaps that explains the jump into another man's guild
pre-fight.
Perhaps sexting much like texting should be avoided
before a fight it seems that must have been what
caused you the loss of four ships.
Lesson learned I hope.

Okay Skyfire.

Oh and losing ships. Is that a challenge i hear?

Those ships were all stolen. They were only worth 5 ambushes and 4 levis to me. Im fine without them. I even congratulated him for taking them