Pet Expansion discussion

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Re: Pet Expansion discussion

Postby Psychodad » Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:01 pm

DezNutz wrote:
Danik wrote:Something is missing from this list... where are the donkeys?


Donkey - super high cost

- increases hit chance in battle out of fear of being donkey kicked.
- increases damage as donkey sh!t is used to make explosive shells
- increased damage as donkey sh!t is used to make a more powerful gunpowder
- provides chance that enemy ships don't return fire (donkey poo-shot incapacitates enemy crew from smell)
- chance that no cargo is lost during skirmish due to the smell
- increases fishing rate as donkey sh!t is used to attract fish
- decreases chance of evasion from skirmish because ship can be smelled from miles away
- all cargo is sold at -1 of port asking price because it is covered in donkey sh!t


donkeys are herbivores...thier poo wouldn't smell or be as unstable as poop from an omnivore or carnivore. Pigs on the other hand, would create terrifically smelly and enironmentally dangerous poop. Plus...BACON.
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Re: Pet Expansion discussion

Postby Adama » Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:05 pm

I think an on land battle feature would be better then a pet expansion honestly
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Re: Pet Expansion discussion

Postby D00T » Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:14 pm

Psychodad wrote:
DezNutz wrote:
Danik wrote:Something is missing from this list... where are the donkeys?


Donkey - super high cost

- increases hit chance in battle out of fear of being donkey kicked.
- increases damage as donkey sh!t is used to make explosive shells
- increased damage as donkey sh!t is used to make a more powerful gunpowder
- provides chance that enemy ships don't return fire (donkey poo-shot incapacitates enemy crew from smell)
- chance that no cargo is lost during skirmish due to the smell
- increases fishing rate as donkey sh!t is used to attract fish
- decreases chance of evasion from skirmish because ship can be smelled from miles away
- all cargo is sold at -1 of port asking price because it is covered in donkey sh!t


donkeys are herbivores...thier poo wouldn't smell or be as unstable as poop from an omnivore or carnivore. Pigs on the other hand, would create terrifically smelly and enironmentally dangerous poop. Plus...BACON.

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