The Assassination of a King

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The Assassination of a King

Postby The Lamb » Wed Sep 21, 2022 9:24 pm

Hear ye all...

Yesterday just before the new game day, the Humble Trader King of St. Lucia, El Draque, was assassinated.

The Baramas Constables office gave a statement, "Shadowood of USVI has been named the main perpetrator and they have constructed a time frame of events leading to Draques Death.

Other USVI were also involved in the ill fated port voodoo volley and raid. Draque put up a valiant fight with his 1 MB, and 3 CC's while offline but was no match for Shadows 3 time spirals, 18 Serenities, 23 Purifies, 35 Porps and 3 Fugis oh yeah and 3 pirate tales from Dman and 1 CB from dman...errr I mean talon :)

AT an estimated voodoo cost of over 450 million dollars with only 30 million stolen from Draque by others, this was either the worst raid in Avonmora History or a brilliant murder disguised as the for mentioned!

One thing is for sure, the people of St. Lucia will miss their beloved king... Strangely, there was lamb sitting next to his body, he wasn't hurt"
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Re: The Assassination of a King

Postby Lefty » Wed Sep 21, 2022 9:44 pm

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Re: The Assassination of a King

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Re: The Assassination of a King

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Re: The Assassination of a King

Postby Shadowood » Wed Sep 21, 2022 11:17 pm

Lamb Chop is correct, his mindbar was a sight to behold! :wheel
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Re: The Assassination of a King

Postby DezNutz » Thu Sep 22, 2022 12:38 am

Shadowood wrote:Lamb Chop is correct, his mindbar was a sight to behold! :wheel



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Re: The Assassination of a King

Postby Meliva » Thu Sep 22, 2022 12:51 am

Rip to El Draque. But long may the lamb live!

Or at least until we get hungry and decide to have lamb chops for dinner.

Truth be told never had lamb before, but I hear it's good :D
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Re: The Assassination of a King

Postby William Pitt » Thu Sep 22, 2022 1:22 am

The Lamb wrote:Strangely, there was lamb sitting next to his body, he wasn't hurt


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Re: The Assassination of a King

Postby The Lamb » Thu Sep 22, 2022 5:24 am

William Pitt wrote:
The Lamb wrote:Strangely, there was lamb sitting next to his body, he wasn't hurt


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True Story :)
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