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Posted: **Mon Mar 29, 2021 2:52 am**

~~ As you walk the streets of a Spanish port, you happen to catch a glance of a nun with... is that a hip flask? She seems to be posting a page to the front of a local tavern. After she finishes and leaves, you move closer to get a look at what is says: ~~

The Holy Vatican is accepting Spanish refugees looking to escape the current conflict!

There are no large stipends nor a treasury to cover them, but we do not tax up to 200 ships. And, should a port be granted us by our efforts and God's grace, this may change.

Come Weary Saints, lay your troubles at the door, and take rest here!

~~ At the bottom is an ink sketch of what seems to be the Vatican: ~~

Posted: **Mon Mar 29, 2021 11:54 am**

But we do get as much wine and fags as we can bear ???

Posted: **Mon Mar 29, 2021 2:22 pm**

if its whine and fags you seek head over to bbc

Posted: **Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:07 am**

North Korea is also accepting refugees

Posted: **Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:23 pm**

Kim Jong Un wrote:North Korea is also accepting refugees

Entry includes a free gift of intestinal worms.

Posted: **Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:36 am**

DezNutz wrote:
Kim Jong Un wrote:North Korea is also accepting refugees

Entry includes a free gift of intestinal worms.

incorrect, the free gift is a HD picture of me North Korea's Dearest Leader and a hammer and sickle

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