Greetings, salutations, fist-bumps and strangely contorted hand-movements ending in the sharing of bodily fluids : Ahem.

It's been a while since I last launched a weirdly attractive yet mostly bizarre scheme upon Avonmora and well... here is the latest fruit of a distorted and somewhat whimsical mind :

My new enterprise, McDaniks, will purchase all food offered for the princely sum of 12 golden shiny shiny's : all of it, subject to warehouse space and other logistical constraints but I am working on them... really... often several minutes of each and every day!

If you want more than 12 shiny shiny for your crate of foodstuffs... good luck to you and now go away! This is not for your sad unambitious mind!

If you want that lovely tinkling cash-flow leading to a satisfyingly bulging bank account : then price to sell and let McD's take the strain!

12 golden blingy things per crate : offers cleared twice, or more, per day.

You know it makes sense!

Well..I think it does but no doubt the moaning minnies will insist on saying otherwise...

I approve the above message.

Well mostly because Danik has been buying all of my excess food in Akro for a couple of days.

for all food priced 13-14 shiney gcs you can rely on Sebena's

Wolfie wrote:for all food priced 13-14 shiney gcs you can rely on Sebena's

Sebena's... the Wimpey of the fast food world.. nuff said!

Danik wrote:

Wolfie wrote:for all food priced 13-14 shiney gcs you can rely on Sebena's

Sebena's... the Wimpey of the fast food world.. nuff said!

We at least use fresh food and not frozen like a heart of my ex wife which they serve in McDaniks

DezNutz wrote:I approve the above message.

Well mostly because Danik has been buying all of my excess food in Akro for a couple of days.

And I shall continue to do so... if it is priced at 12 shiny shiny doubly looneys per cratey weighty!

A polite reminder! For a regular daily income paid directly into the bank of your choice :

I will buy food priced at 12gc per crate : any amount in any port!

In the ports of Chalkos, Goroum and Newland : I will buy tobacco priced at 16gc per crate : any amount in those ports!

McDaniks : you know it makes sense!

A polite reminder! For a regular daily income paid directly into the bank of your choice :

I will buy food priced at 12gc per crate : any amount in any port! Even in Akro!*

In the ports of Chalkos, Goroum and Newland : I will buy tobacco priced at 16gc per crate : any amount in those ports!

McDaniks : you know it makes sense!


*subject to w/h space.