Happy New Year, Avonmora!

I wish ye all the best, ye blighters of Avonmora - a good year be past, and the New Year looms upon the horizon.
Be prepared, mates, it be with regret I predict a dark future for Avonmora. While we can face the cannon fire of an adversary, the scorn of a jilted lover and even face the Leviathan and tread into Davy Jones Locker, the future be bleak....
The rum be nigh gone!

Be prepared, mates, it be with regret I predict a dark future for Avonmora. While we can face the cannon fire of an adversary, the scorn of a jilted lover and even face the Leviathan and tread into Davy Jones Locker, the future be bleak....
The rum be nigh gone!
