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Posted: **Sat May 26, 2018 4:15 am**

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2018 4:20 am**

Why was the graveyard loud?

Because of all the coffin

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2018 4:31 am**

what do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2018 4:43 am**

What do you call boat full of buddies?

A friend-ship

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2018 4:45 am**

what do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A Condescending Con Descending.

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2018 3:26 pm**

why do they put big fences around graveyards

people are just dieing to get in there

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2018 3:01 am**

Why are graveyards so perfect?

people just don't want to make a grave mistake there

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2018 3:03 am**

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2018 3:13 am**

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bye son

Posted: **Mon Jun 18, 2018 12:06 pm**

What do you call a person with knobly knees?

nobilty

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