Dad Jokes

by **Adama** » Sat May 26, 2018 4:15 am

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta

Website · by **PFH** » Sat May 26, 2018 4:20 am

Why was the graveyard loud?

Because of all the coffin

by **Meliva** » Sat May 26, 2018 4:31 am

what do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

by **Sebena** » Sat May 26, 2018 4:43 am

What do you call boat full of buddies?

A friend-ship

by **Meliva** » Sat May 26, 2018 4:45 am

what do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A Condescending Con Descending.

by **Mack** » Sat May 26, 2018 3:26 pm

why do they put big fences around graveyards

people are just dieing to get in there

by **Windy** » Sun May 27, 2018 3:01 am

Why are graveyards so perfect?

people just don't want to make a grave mistake there

by **Windy** » Sun May 27, 2018 3:03 am

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted

by **Sebena** » Sun May 27, 2018 3:13 am

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bye son

by **Lachlan** » Mon Jun 18, 2018 12:06 pm

What do you call a person with knobly knees?

nobilty