Alright here's the new RP-which is going to be very unusual.

For starters this will be the first roleplay with a 6 on the realism scale-meaning literally everything goes. You want to kill another person-you can, but they can just say they came back from the dead if they want.

The only 2 rules are.
No breaking any of the standard forum rules
and to have fun.

This will be entirely a joke and silly rp. I will be making a more serious RP too in a bit, for those who prefer them. You can be in both RP's though, even if you use the same character.
Next post starts the RP.

In Kanoni a Local Grand Chef named Karl is starting a brand new Cooking School, calling it simply The kitchen. Here he hopes to teach both Pirates and Merchants alike how to cook Like a master. He writes his name onto the board, and one student asks shouldn't it be Carl? He shouts back

The first rule in my kitchen is we don't believe in C's. Use K's instead. So I'm Karl, not Carl. And we are learning to Kook not Cook. C's are an abomination in my eyes. Any more questions before we learn to kook kake and kookies?

*I throw open the door.*

Yo, wha'up hommies?

*listens to Karl... *

How do you kook kake mate?

Sigh
Always getting ignored, it makes me upsadghetti a spaghetti.

Karl shouts.

Er'ybody take a seat and ill teakh you kretins how to kook a kake.

Karl grabs a large bag of ingredients and begins going through his process

First you take several eggs, smash them whole into a bowl, put in some flower, milk, butter and stir that krap up with a good spoon. Once mixed, throw in some stuff for flavour, i like khokolate and kandy korn in my kakes, with a bit of kinnamon too.

Karl tosses in the ingredients and stirs and pours into a pan he tosses it into the oven and shouts.

Then you kook that thing for about 4 hours at 400 degrees and you got a great kake.

Now klass, who wants to learn to kook something else. Anyone have any requests

Carbonara spaghetti.

Karl smashes a chair onto Grims head and spits upon him, then shouts.

NO WRETCHED C's IN MY KLASS. It is a worthless vile letter. But other then that good suggestion. We shall learn to kook Karbonara Spaghetti.

First, you take some noodles, and throw them into a big pot of water, boil it for 3 to 4 days, to make sure the noodles get soft and squishy, then you mix it with some smashed tomato's, mushrooms and some kat meat and you got a good meal. Add in a bit of Khamomile and it adds more flavor.

Make sure to take notes klass, this is very important and good information I am giving, I will not repeat myself. Now, who has another suggestion.

Stands up, dust off.

Punches the cook in the face.
The cook faceplants.

How dare you smash me with a bloody chair, I want a ^%&^ing refund. This cook knows nothing of cooking, this is rubbish.

Continues to kick the cook a few more times.

A %^*&ing disgrace.

Karl uppercuts Grim into the sack, stunning him, before getting up and tossing him out the 4th story window Then shouts down to him

Yer mother sure does love me kooking, she says the only thing tastes better in her mouth then me kookin is my knoodle, now enjoy the walk back up you silly little man.