I will start off the nomination process and then leave the rest to everyone else.
I chose this category because this was the one running commentary that was most memorable to me over the past year.
'RUM or CUSTARD?'
So, the rum ruminates and the custard thickens : the council commences and the Kraken Elders gather to consider the antics of the strange creatures that roam the briny surface of the Great Seas : voices are already raised : 'Why should the evil wreck-stealer da Vinci not be immediately consigned to the Custard Bowl of Oblivion?' cries one grey-backed Kraken : 'What of the rum-thief Morgan?' cries another : 'Slindur? Who he?' cries a third : 'Hawkins has nice eyes!' mumbles a fourth, and then is beaten soundly with many tentacles. 'Sparrows? Phoenixes? It's a bloody aviary up there! What kind of perverted souls are they?' whimpered the fifth aged leviathan.'Sod this!' said the sixth, 'I'm off to the stables, that nice Mr Danik sent down a pair of fine matched donkeys!'
The custard congeals, the rum seethes : the Kraken argue on whilst, off-stage, a donkey gets a very sore bottom."
I nominate
Danik for his "Rum or Custard" running commentary to the Fantasy Draft II.
https://www.piratesglory.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=3360&hilit=rum+or+custard&start=70#p46009