I went overseas for a while to visit my uncle Sam. Since he wasn't too thrilled to see me i decided a short stay was more then enough for the both of us and it was better for me to return to my trusted st Kitts.
I was a man on a mission. Needed to show how happy I was to return to my beloved nation. They send me to see some peops around the globe to ruffle their feathers and make known I was back at Kitts doing what a Kitts does.
Whilst showing my friendship to a Tokelau dude my nation turned hostile and threw me of their island. It seems that although they send me on a mission to spread the word their diplomacy punished me for "talking" to the man.
So now I is a pirate sad and confused wondering how the heck they really expected me to act.