Guys I have questions...

If Cinderella shoe fit perfectly...why did it drop off in the first place?
Why does our nose run but our feet smell?
What happens if I scare my mom half to death twice?
If Jesus walked on water,does that mean he can swim on land?
If I try to fail and I succeed which one did I do?

Pizza box is a square,the pizza is a circle and the slice is a triangle? :O

Mr.Pitt wrote:Guys I have questions...

If Cinderella shoe fit perfectly...why did it drop off in the first place?
Why does our nose run but our feet smell?
What happens if I scare my mom half to death twice?
If Jesus walked on water,does that mean he can swim on land?
If I try to fail and I succeed which one did I do?

In order from first to last
1-considering it had no laces I'm surprised she managed to keep them on as long as she did. Also that they didn't break and mess up her feet.
2-God was a bit drunk when he was making those parts.
3-She would probably ground you, or give you a whooping.
4-Yes he can, and he can also climb through air.
5-You succeded at failing, since you failed at failing.

Thank you, ill be here all day. Seriously, some lunatic dragged me here and chained me down, send for help

Mr.Pitt wrote:Pizza box is a square,the pizza is a circle and the slice is a triangle? :O

The Pizza box is cuboid, the pizza is a cylinder, the slice is a half eaten brain tumour with a hint of truffle butter.

Is the S or the C in scent silent?
Is sand called sand because it's between the Sea and lAND?
Why are babies in the whom for 9 months but is not 9 months old when born...?
Why can people die in the Living room?
Why dont your lips separate when you say touch and touch when you say separate?
If I crash a car on purpose is it still an accident?

If 9 x anything always reverts back to 9 (Ex: 9x4 = 36 3+6 = 9), then does nine equal everything and nothing? (Ex: 9 x 0 = 0)

IF you are waiting on the waiter arent you the waiter?

To expect the unexpected is where the unexpected is expected right?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway...

We put something in a car and call it a shipment, put it on a ship and it's cargo...

When a timer or alarm "goes off", it actually goes on....