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Securing Your Nuts Since 1331

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 12:01 am
by Crackedcubes
:P :P :P Securing Your Nuts Since 1331 :P :P :P

Nested along the rocky coast of Kanoni lies a storied banking estate known as "Securing Your Nuts Since 1331"!

This establishment is renowned for its infamous banking squirrels. These lil critters are born with DNA centered around storing, cataloging and protecting your NUTS!, ahem....I mean gold coins! Stop on by and check out this one-of-kind concept in merchant banking, tour the grounds, just don't go diggin holes! Our squirrels are trained in pirate combat and are packing ICEY HOT in case you get a lil too friendly with those NUTs, ahem I mean gold coins!

Keep an eye out on this post as the Bank is coming up on its ONE YEAR anniversary, the squirrels are looking for celebration ideas and welcome any suggestions.

Cheers,

Cubes "Head Squirrel Herder" and all around good guy :wheel

Re: Securing Your Nuts Since 1331

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 3:34 am
by DezNutz
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Re: Securing Your Nuts Since 1331

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 8:39 pm
by Crackedcubes
DezNutz wrote:DezNutz approves this message.


Thank ya DezNutz!

FYI: Our squirrels on currently being trained on a new counter-measures known as the "Peanut Butter Slam". "Evil" Kart is providing on-the-job training for our squirrels. Drop on by and see them in action! :duel

Re: Securing Your Nuts Since 1331

PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:46 am
by Captain meow
Crackedcubes wrote:
DezNutz wrote:DezNutz approves this message.


Thank ya DezNutz!

FYI: Our squirrels on currently being trained on a new counter-measures known as the "Peanut Butter Slam". "Evil" Kart is providing on-the-job training for our squirrels. Drop on by and see them in action! :duel
squirrels using wrestling moves ??

Re: Securing Your Nuts Since 1331

PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 7:19 am
by Sebena
Captain meow wrote:
Crackedcubes wrote:
DezNutz wrote:DezNutz approves this message.


Thank ya DezNutz!

FYI: Our squirrels on currently being trained on a new counter-measures known as the "Peanut Butter Slam". "Evil" Kart is providing on-the-job training for our squirrels. Drop on by and see them in action! :duel
squirrels using wrestling moves ??



Squirrels are creepy creature whom I wouldn't be surprised to see them using wrestling moves butvif you want to get insideband take the booty I know their blind spot and how to avoide them...

Re: Securing Your Nuts Since 1331

PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 7:46 am
by Meliva
Just send a bunch of fermented pumpkins to the bank, that will take out the little buggers for a while, wont even kill them.
Heres proof if ya need it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q
:D

Re: Securing Your Nuts Since 1331

PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:22 am
by Grimrock Litless
Nuts...