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A final fairwell to Kart

PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:52 pm
by Kart
Today Kart, out of complete frustration, climbed into a barrel of Rum and drank his way out. Kart's frustration comes from the fact he once had 1,028 ships and now he only has 5. Kart's frustrations also come from he no longer is in the position to send thank you notes to those who were stupid enough to skirmish him. Kart's frustrations come from the fact he no longer has 50 SotLs and 100 Frigates plus other war ships.

In this drunken stupor, he realized his problems all arrived from the fact he was too nice to everybody. Kart captured over 600 ships from other players and made very few enemies along the way. Now he has NOTHING!!!! In his drunken state his frustration turned into anger and he has made a major decision.

To all Pirates Glory players......
I Kart, have for too long been the nice guy. I have captured ships and then given the people I captured them from more gold than their ship was worth to help them out. How stupid I have been! From this point on I will do what is best for me. I will no longer be giving away massive amounts of gold. No one appreciated it any way. I tell you this, Kart is dead! A new player is taking his place. Be warned I am coming. If you are weak I will feed on you. If you crossed me in the past I will seek my revenge. If you think me capturing over 600 ships was impressive, you haven't seen anything yet!

The old Kart is dead.....meet the new me.

Be afraid, very afraid

"Evil Kart"

Re: A finale fairwell to Kart

PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:57 pm
by Admiral Nelson
Ladies and gentlemen, this is going to be interesting. I wish you luck in your ventures even if I could be the target. :)

Perhaps change Karts status to Community Demotivator? :D

Re: A final fairwell to Kart

PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:06 pm
by Kart
I will still be a community motivator. I am going to motivate people to run and hide. lol

Re: A final fairwell to Kart

PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:07 pm
by Donald Trump
This is definitely interesting.

Nice thing to see people going pirate to bring some fun back into the community. Makes me miss Juicy and FoX sometimes.

Re: A final fairwell to Kart

PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:09 pm
by Stan Rogers
This should be interesting. I know where Kart is coming from. With billions of GC to spend, gonna be some sore tails thru out Avonmora me thinks.

Re: A final fairwell to Kart

PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:19 pm
by Mugiwara
it will be definitely interesting to see. i must admit when i read the title i though you going to leave this game and it felt bad. but when i read your message im glad you are still here and planning to go even hard mode:)

Re: A final fairwell to Kart

PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:21 pm
by Haron
Glad to see you're staying after all!

Re: A final fairwell to Kart

PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:22 pm
by Admiral Nelson
Mugiwara wrote:it will be definitely interesting to see. i must admit when i read the title i though you going to leave this game and it felt bad. but when i read your message im glad you are still here and planning to go even hard mode:)


There is no hard mode for Kart, he has Billions of gold.

He can own the Credit Market, he can place endless bountys...

He can probably wipe SSAA if he chose too; lets be honest ;)

Re: A final fairwell to Kart

PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:24 pm
by Donald Trump
Nah. The turn count restriction bottlenecks all your resources.

And more people > one person with more resources

Re: A final fairwell to Kart

PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:28 pm
by Captain meow
Kart wrote:I will still be a community motivator. I am going to motivate people to run and hide. lol

im already hiding