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Diogenes Bank for Broke People: Newbie Special

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:46 pm
by Donald Trump
Diogenes's Bank for Broke People


The Diogenes's Bank for Broke People for the next 3 Months will be offering 0% interest 90 day terms on ALL loans under 2.5mil to new players in order to boost activity. Levy a bit off the depressing loans starters face!

The requirements:
1. Must have played for at least 1 week.
2. Messaged me at the ID of #57714 (go here to message me: http://s2.piratesglory.com/index.php?pa ... w&to=57714 )
3. There you go!


I hope many are able to take advantage of this. The bank as well carries NO fees on the transfer of money!

Start Date: Jan 31, 2017
End Date: April 28, 2017




Link to the bank: http://s2.piratesglory.com/index.php?page=bank&id=181


And always remember..

We here at the Diogenes's Bank for Broke People provide:

Quality, value, style, service, selection, convenience
Economy, savings, performance, experience, hospitality
Low rates, friendly service, name brands, easy terms
Affordable prices, money-back guarantee.

Free installation, free admission, free appraisal, free alterations,
Free delivery, free estimates, free home trial, and free parking.

No cash? No problem! No kidding! No fuss, no muss,
No risk, no obligation, no red tape, no down payment,
No entry fee, no hidden charges, no purchase necessary,
No one will call on you, no payments or interest till September.

Limited time only, though, so act now, order today, send no money,
Offer good while supplies last, two to a customer, each item sold separately,
Batteries not included, mileage may vary, all sales are final,
Allow six weeks for delivery, some items not available,
Some assembly required, some restrictions may apply.

So come on in for a free demonstration and a free consultation
with our friendly, professional staff. Our experienced and
knowledgeable sales representatives will help you make a
selection that's just right for you and just right for your budget.

And say, don't forget to pick up your free gift: a classic deluxe
custom designer luxury prestige high-quality premium select
gourmet pocket pencil sharpener. Yours for the asking,
no purchase necessary. It's our way of saying thank you.

And if you act now, we'll include an extra added free complimentary
bonus gift at no cost to you: a classic deluxe custom designer
luxury prestige high-quality premium select gourmet combination
key ring, magnifying glass, and garden hose, in a genuine
imitation leather-style carrying case with authentic vinyl trim.
Yours for the asking, no purchase necessary. It's our way of
saying thank you.

Actually, it's our way of saying 'Bend over just a little farther
so we can stick this big...

Re: Diogenes Bank for Broke People: Newbie Special

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:05 pm
by Most Lee Harmless
No free, gratis, complimentary dual-purpose ankle toaster then?

Re: Diogenes Bank for Broke People: Newbie Special

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:26 pm
by Shadowood
Danik wrote:No free, gratis, complimentary dual-purpose ankle toaster then?


Only if you refer a friend.. then you both get a free gift.

Re: Diogenes Bank for Broke People: Newbie Special

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:36 pm
by Most Lee Harmless
Sheesh, always has to be a catch, dont there.... *grumbles