// This is a joke post not actually asking the crew cost to go up.

Everyone know it takes a crate of food to feed a family for a day, but the poor, poor sailors cant afford it on their measly 5 gold a day and they are threatening to sink all my ships if I don't pay them more!

Its the end of the world! the sailors are revolting!

Execute one of them on each ship as an example for the others.

But that means getting off my butt and leave the Tortugan Governor's house, I sneaked into the governors house and married his daughter so now he/she is stuck with me and it saves me money having my own place.

put the complainers ashore on a deserted island to look for rations and treasure and then CAST AWAY !!!