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Posted: **Mon Jun 22, 2015 5:56 pm**

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The Glorious Nation of Mexico needs You!

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Revolutionary Greetings, dear Comrades!

The Governing Council of our Glorious Nation has recently had a sober episode and thus finally noticed a rather glaring oversight : we have 3 ports but, alas, only two Governors : We are perturbed by this as the currently empty Chair cost quite a bit of coin: the gilt and brocade decoration is quite ravishing and is offset rather nicely by the latest technological advances in built-in fridges and ice-dispensers.

So, are you honest, sober-minded, hard-working, incorruptible, kind to animals and generally an all-round nice person?

Sorry, this is not the job for you. Try the animal sanctuary next door.

We need a Governor : Stern, firm, unafraid to call a spade a manual excavation device! We need a chancer, a dodger, a wheeler-dealer who understands that such opportunities for social and economic advancement don't come round every day! One who realizes every deal needs some lubrication, both liquid and financial.

Can you fill that empty G-spot? Can you find it? When you see an empty pole, do you think "nakkid dancers!" : then go away, we want the one who thinks 'lots of gold coins!' and spots a terrific opportunity to employ some poor lasses on minimum wage and charge drunken louts an absolute fortune to watch!

So, if you think you have got the goods, apply now!

Tierra y Libertad!

Note: Financial assistance for re-location expenses is available, subject to the usual kick-backs and commissions.

Danik: The Great Guide and Foreign Minister of
The Glorious Peoples Revolutionary Council of Mexico

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Posted: **Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:14 pm**

Danik, it sounds like this is a job for the all shanty singing,big bad Ben,with the bare chest and Spanish gold medallion to match. I'm capable from changing at the drop of a bandana into a highly respectable city gent with well coiffed hair,and an accent to comand the respect of any customs, and excise men. My gold capped smile is enough to put the fear of..........my aunty Cathline into any man.

Yours most sincerely.
Benjamin Scarlet. Still king of The United Kingdom. (For now)

Posted: **Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:25 pm**

A most worthy application, which sets the standard for others to achieve, or surpass!

PS apart from the worrying lack of financial inducement... need some work there if you want to progress further...

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 6:49 pm**

Ummm Money? It always takes the shine off everything I find. I have collateral. may be we could trade something. I do have a piece of Davey Jones' foreskin in my safe keeping. I'm told it's priceless. Take it or leave it. It's no skin off my nose Captain Danik.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:54 pm**

You got one of them too? They are TheLoveTigers best-selling line... along with the original Apple from Eden, cheaper when bought by the dozen...

Posted: **Thu Jun 25, 2015 6:57 am**

You're a hard man Danik, but I rather like the cut of your jib sir. What if |I let you have the foreskin, plus a 20th share in my sister Rosalita. She is all woman and fights like a Bengal tiger. What do you say my friend?