by Jack Teach » Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:27 pm
A rich merchant walks into the tavern and orders a pint of beer. He looks around the place and then he spies Jack, who is smoking a pipe, drinking, and conversing with a man who appears to be a catholic priest. The priest gets up and leaves, saying he will pray that they have a good voyage. The merchant looks at jack, then at the wanted poster, then at jack. His eyes widen and he looks back at the poster again. He gets up points at Jack and yells PIRATE! THERE'S A FILTHY PIRATE AND HIGHWAYMAN IN THIS TAVERN! HELP! He continues to point and yell at Jack. Jack simply sits there and scowls at him. Suddenly, there's a loud bang and a bullet whizzes past the merchant's head. He falls over and passes out with fear.