Native Festival in Regis

[Haron]

Good thinking, Dozer. Guess after the Coconut holidays, the natives will wake up hungover and very, very hungry...

[Admiral Nelson]

It be on that Coconut holiday,
Where the Natives be a slight bit of hostile,
towards the fools that traded there,
this is when I grabbed me'self a good fleet,
It be from that scallyway fanatKupa,
2 Ship of the Lines,
2 Large Frigates,
Oh how I thank the natives,
With such blessings

[Thorraxx]

As the bow of my ship cuts through the waves,
I hear singing and drums on the shore.
I pick up the spyglass and it's natives for sure.
I call to the helmsman to turn her about,
but the cannon start firing and the natives to shout.
up go the sails and I head back to sea,
only to find a kraken behind me.
what do I do, as I yell to the crew,
arm the cannon and do what we do,
send the kraken under the sea,
and deliver the rum to the native you see.
Tis a pirates call to shoot from the hip,
and never ever losse your grip.
sail the sea as fast as you please,
but never go down or fall to your knees.....

[Yosarian]

Fun?

According to T’zak this is just a small bit of fun they say
Yet I am not invited, but forced to play
Unless of course I am willing to pay
Whose definition of fun is it I feel I must ask
For it is not their fleets that are being put to the task
These are not the acts of a self proclaimed gun for hire
and surely not those of a naval combat solution provider
And so I am forced to this forum to trumpet
That these are the actions of a parasite/strumpet

[Donald Trump]

It is always SSTG acting as the biggest anti-action players.

We offer what we believe is the best training in the art of both piracy - SSTG Guild Description

Where is the piracy part? Everything of it you guys hate.

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SSTG's defintion of fun: Transport crates of rum from one port to the next for a few years

[Diligaff]

The crews bringing rum
to help the natives drum
were deterred from their task
By pirates with flasks

The tribute they think they need
will never be paid by me
but if poetry will help
take these lines, with horrible rhymes
and have them placed where the sun never shines

[Sebena]

It is always SSTG acting as the biggest anti-action players.

We offer what we believe is the best training in the art of both piracy - SSTG Guild Description

Where is the piracy part? Everything of it you guys hate.

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SSTG's defintion of fun: Transport crates of rum from one port to the next for a few years

First of all you have no right to speak what our idea of fun is when you never were part of this guild you try to act tough when in fact all you can do is run to avery for help once when someone decides to hit back. Go back to your hole from which you crawl and once you grow a pair to fight your battles without running to avery screaming HELP ME HELP ME you'll get right to speak about something.

[Shadowood]

It is always SSTG acting as the biggest anti-action players.
SSTG's defintion of fun: Transport crates of rum from one port to the next for a few years

It's a game you silly twit
Fun is what you make of it
Trading be what SSTG do
But be wary of Yosarian's Voodoo

[Admiral Nelson]

Calm down fellas, please think of me children!

[Donald Trump]

It is always SSTG acting as the biggest anti-action players.

We offer what we believe is the best training in the art of both piracy - SSTG Guild Description

Where is the piracy part? Everything of it you guys hate.

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SSTG's defintion of fun: Transport crates of rum from one port to the next for a few years

First of all you have no right to speak what our idea of fun is when you never were part of this guild you try to act tough when in fact all you can do is run to avery for help once when someone decides to hit back. Go back to your hole from which you crawl and once you grow a pair to fight your battles without running to avery screaming HELP ME HELP ME you'll get right to speak about something.

Real funny Wolfie :y. Maybe you should fact check before your statements. The fact you believe you made Avery quit pirating is quite funny.

And I never ran to Avery when SSTG hit me with voodoo lol. Where did you go this info from? Fact is we were in the same guild even before that.

The logic is impulsive.

"Don't talk about us when you don't know us"

Talks trash about me when he doesn't know me.