Role-Play Catastrophes Across Avonmora.

[Jack Teach]

The anvils somehow have no effect, the ship sails on, miraculously unharmed as the priest continues to pray.

[Meliva]

Vune gets up and has a rather cruel idea.

And Imp. Warn Rhena they are coming from her, and offer her a bit of assistance. I really am quite fed up with these fools. I'm almost tempted to help Rhena remake all her swarms just to spite them. But Ill show a bit of mercy for now. Oh but i have a great idea.


Vune teleports near Jack's ship she shouts rather loudly towards it.

So, anvils did nothing huh. Well lets try this then.

Vune snaps her fingers as a mountain appears above the ship, it smashes down shattering it to pieces and sendiing them men into the water. She then begins firing lightning bolts towards the crew, killing most of them except the priest and Jack. She give sthem an obsene gesture as she teleports hundreds of pounds of manure atop of them, before teleporting away leaving them with nothing but drift wood to sail on.

[Jack Teach]

Thats too far. Seriously too much.

[Meliva]

then you should have taken what the anvils did and not try to write it off. Honestly you get Jack off from any consequences too often, always stating one way or another he comes out on top or it doesn't effect him, so I'm going to start making them stick. If it doesn't then I will hit with something harder til it does.

[Jack Teach]

But why? What on earth is your deal?

[Meliva]

Alright things got out of hand, so I'm going to try to fix things up a bit.

Jack suddenly jumps as a man taps him on his shoulder.

Captain, you spaced out for a solid 10 minutes there. What do you want us to do with those 2 noblewomen we just caught?

Vune's voice whispers in his ear.

You saw a sneak peak of what lies down this road Jack. Your wealthy enough, send the ladies on their way, and leave them be. I would rather not waste energy dropping a mountain on your ship. And Imp has better things to do then curse sailors.

[Jack Teach]

Jack curses. He thinks about vune

Rot in hell, Vune.

Jack turns to the sailor.

Let them go, give them a boat and point them in the direction of the nearest port. Also Mr. Crawlby, we've already had this talk about ranks, it's no longer captain, it's admiral. And don't ask me why we're letting them go, there's better prizes out here.

[Meliva]

Vune just whispers back

I Been around long before you boy, and i will be around long after. I have no fear of Hell or Oblivion. Though i do visit them from time to time.

Veera taps vune and asks if she needed anything. Vune thinks and makes a decision. Jack's ship suddenly seems to be moving much faster, the winds blowing strongly into the sails and the waves rocketing it along until it arrives near a large unarmed fleet of trade galleons. Vune whispers to Jack once more

Why not hit some slave ships for profit, and leave pretty young ladies alone.

[Jack Teach]

Jack grins

Much better. Thank you. I'm curious as to why you care though.

Jack looks to his lieutenant

Clear for action!

The lieutenant relays the order, Jack's black banner of a skeleton holding a sword with a bleeding heart near the bald is raised, and on the foremast a red flag is raised with the chi rho on it. The men hail the vessels:

Drop mainsail and furl your topsails or be fired on!

The gun ports are opened and brought to bear.

[Meliva]

Vune laughs.

I don't really, neither of those women were mages, though I don't care for pretty young ladies being upset either-But the main reason is as I have said-I have been around for a very long time, I have seen and learned many things, and I have tons of free time-so I get bored easily. So sometimes I do good deeds, sometimes I do pranks, and sometimes I do bad deeds. Typically I do good deeds to people I like, pranks for people I dislike or on some occasions on those I like, and bad deeds to those who anger me.

Though there are a few things that anger me more the most things. Slavers. Certain religious people. People trying to rip off my mask, or peek under my hood or robes. Etc. Regardless feel free to slaughter all the slavers. If you don't I will later.