Role-Play Catastrophes Across Avonmora.

[Jack Teach]

ok

[Meliva]

As Jack and his men exit to the docks of the port, Brian and Carl wave to them. 2 very tired looking guards come over as well. One steps forward and greets them.

Howdy, I'm Bill and this is Bob. So long as you don't cause any trouble you can stay, but id try to leave if I were you. Damn lizards keep attacking any ships that sail, around Aiora, Tortuga or Tzogos. Killing trade and basically starving us out. None of us produce food, or at least none of us produce enough food to sustain ourselves. So without trade we are literally starting to starve to death.

Bob nods

Its gotten so bad we started eating rodents and other pests. Hear some people even been starting to turn to cannibalism. Anyway, Bill can show you around I gotta go use the outhouse right quick. Be back in a minute.

Bob turns and begins heading to a nearby outhouse.

[Jack Teach]

the priest looks mortified

Sir, please not that outhouse, people named bob have had awful luck in outhouses lately, always getting killed by something or other...

[Meliva]

Bob just nods.

Thanks for the warning guess ill hold it in til I get home.

Bob begins to walk home, when a giant hand comes from the sky, it grabs him and quickly throws him into the outhouse and slams the door, a moment later a shout of pain is heard, as the door swings open and a lizard man darts into the ocean quickly, as a spear is now lodged in a very unfortunate place. Bill just shakes his head and walks away. Brian looks to the hand as it gives an obscene gesture to the priest before disappearing. He just looks dumbfounded. Vune pops out of a bush and simply shakes her head.

Poor Bob. No matter what he's gonne end up dead in an outhouse. Mel is a cruel sadistic woman to keep this joke going. Welp, wonder how he's gonna die in the next port.

I shall not rest, until a bob has died in an outhouse in every port.

[PFH]

A mysterious grandfather clock is thrown out of the outhouse. It lands upright and a mysterious aura is about it, like an aura of mixed feelings and of different personalities. The clock just sits and ticks...ever so abruptly.

[Meliva]

Vune just looks to the clock a bit confused.

Huh. That's new. Well, as the old mage saying goes, when you see a mysterious magical item that you know nothing about, get some chump to examine it first.

She quickly looks around, sets her eyes on a random guard, and quickly blasts his head with a beam of light. He turns to the clock and approaches it, while Vune quickly teleports away. He goes up to it and begins poking and prodding it.

[PFH]

The clock begins to tick rapidly and appears that the arms are spinning for a good minute. Suddenly it stops and the bell rings. Coicidently, the time changed to the stroke of midnight and the day instantly turns ti night. The clock then continues ticking.

[Jack Teach]

Jack is annoyed by the clock. He picks up a rock and throws it at the clock.

[Meliva]

Vune looks to the sudden change in the sky.

Huh. Neat. Hopefully it did it in a way that won't let the physics of the sudden change have any of the catastrophic effects such a sudden violent change would bring.

She looks out in her crystal to massive tidal waves about to hit most ports along with incredibly powerful gales.

Guess not.

Brian braces himself as he see's the wave coming as it pounds into the port, the massively powerful winds blowing out all the windows and blasting people across the roads, many buildings get blown to pieces as the damage is catastrophic across the globe. Rhena in her lair just laughs.

Holy crap, I should have thought of that.

[PFH]

The rock then gets directed into the ground as if it was smacked from the air. The clock continues ticking as normal.

A man starts wobbling out of no where obviously drunk

Happy news years everyone!