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Re: governors daughter glitch

Postby J. price » Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:08 pm

One question, why would you want to try and kill yourself with a sword if you had a gun?
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Re: governors daughter glitch

Postby William one eye » Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:36 pm

Shoot her,

Your foolish attempt to deter her advances failed when your pistol misfired, knocking you unconscious. When you awaken you appear to be wearing a wedding ring.
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Re: governors daughter glitch

Postby Maha » Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:46 pm

after scream for help her 63 year old daughter comes in and explains with R rated pictures how to proceed
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Re: governors daughter glitch

Postby Meliva » Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:49 pm

John Avery wrote:I would like to hear what happens for each option you choose.

" You ask to leave "

" In a hurry, she pins you to the bed. Getting out her handcuffs - This was a bad move for you, Will. "

since I am bored and it sounds fun I will do the rest.

Hide-you decide to try to hide, forgetting she is looking right at you as you go into her closet. she opens the closet and finds you. what do you try next? back to square one.

tell her a lie-you say that you fancy men rather then women. she understands completely and she has her guards take you to her brothers room for a night of passion. bad end :xx

try to avoid her- Forgetting you are locked in a room with her, you soon find that avoiding her is impossible as she begins forcing herself on you. bad end :xx

ask to leave- she ignores your request and forces herself on you. she decides she wishes to use her newly acquired strap on. you don't sit right for a week. bad end- :xx

scream for help- as you scream the door opens, revealing the governors son, who has also taken a fancy to you. He summons several of his favorite guards to take turns. bad end :xx

try to break down the door-you succeed, only to find the guards, as they decide to punish you by having the entire garrison take turns with you. bad end :xx

try to climb out the window-you succeed only to find your 8 stories up with no other buildings around you, you are faced with 2 new options
Jump-1 turn
Go back in-1 turn
If jump you fall and break both your legs, you try to crawl only for the guards to escort you back to the daughter. bad end :xx
Go back in- You are now back to square one.

Beg for mercy- the daughter ignores your begging and proceeds to have her way with you. The poor lass hasn't had a suitor for years, and she doesn't intend to let you go. bad end :xx

shoot her- you pull out your gun and fire, but you miss and end up hitting the wall, the bullet ricochets back into your privates. Congrats now you wont have to bed her. but her brother however decides to bed you. bad end :xx

Attempt to take your own life with a saber- you stab yourself in the throat. you feel your life slowly end as you black out. You wake up later to find that the witch doctor managed to save your life by transferring your soul into the daughters favorite teddy bear. you spend the rest of your life as her toy. bad end :xx

Maybe later ill come up with happy endings for each option, but for now this will do :hh
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Re: governors daughter glitch

Postby Most Lee Harmless » Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:53 pm

Of course, a donkey would not ever give you this kind of trouble... an obscure transmittable disease, yes... trouble ...no...
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Re: governors daughter glitch

Postby Meliva » Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:56 pm

Danik wrote:Of course, a donkey would not ever give you this kind of trouble... an obscure transmittable disease, yes... trouble ...no...


Donkeys are natures perfect lover. no man or woman can compete with them. to try is foolish :P
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Re: governors daughter glitch

Postby OG Deadking » Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:05 pm

which ports is this?
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Re: governors daughter glitch

Postby DezNutz » Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:06 pm

Deadhits gaming yt wrote:which ports is this?


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Re: governors daughter glitch

Postby Stan Rogers » Sun Apr 02, 2017 1:21 am

I would suggest celebrating with a couple bottles of rum with her beforehand and then, who knows what she will look like.
Of course you are just delaying the inevitable waking up a few hours later which may be even worse !
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Re: governors daughter glitch

Postby Brazzler » Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:39 am

Thought I might make my own!

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