Whats really happing in Avonmora

[William one eye]

This was just done for fun, this is only a cover page ( there are currently no other pages or full articles ),
at the moment Im currently not planning to actual write a whole actual tabloid magazine.

[Shadowood]

The crew was not loyal.. They were begging to do a little sinning in Tortuga!

[Lil Lola]

Um who’s Charity anyway?

[Mack]

Dman's I'm sure he needs all he can get the poor fella

[Lil Lola]

Dman's I'm sure he needs all he can get the poor fella

Oh hell to the no! I am not stripping for Dman! That is like incest at this point or something IDK. Even if he do be looking like a broke man’s Kid Rock. Eww. I think my brain is broken with that thought. I would rather send another victim for that. Sheesh.

[Mack]

What's a broke mans kid rock look like

[Lil Lola]

Well one wears jeans from Walmart/Sears and the other one wears jeans from high end designers like Balenciaga and pretends they are from Walmart/Sears. Does that make sense?

[Mack]

Lol ok fair enough, I figured you would talk about Long hair and scruffy beard and such. So you think damn looks like an off brand kid rock?

[Madshan]

literally can't tell dman apart from all the other inbred toothless mouth breathers at Walmart

[Lil Lola]

Lol ok fair enough, I figured you would talk about Long hair and scruffy beard and such. So you think damn looks like an off brand kid rock?

Side profile he is a dead ringer for Kid Rock. Hair long, thin and brown. The jawline.

Anyway what I meant is Kid Rock is as country as Gwen Stefani. Later on in life became immersed in the culture.