Letter to the blind leading the blind

[Shadowood]

Ahoy Scallywags!

You know who you are, you bottom feeding Jokers.. Not good enough to become a face card like a Jack. No you settle for 10-2... You might chose a suit, but you can never have a heart. I bought a diamond however. Nice...

Once a boy was born in a taxi cab.. The cabby named him, Billy Bob. Billy Bob was raised by infidels who chose to inflict pain on others, by calling them names. But sticks and stones, you know...

Billy Bob grew up and realized his name was kind of "Hick from the Sticks-ish" so he applied to change it. He wanted something that strike fear into the hearts of others. Chin Chin was born that day. All Hail Chin Chin, he would scream at people on the docks. They would just walk by. Some threw him a coin or two.

A wiseman once said... "He who stands on a toilet, is High on Pot". I loved that wiseman. So wise. He jumped from a tall building looking for answers. Nope. They never came.

I took a bath today. I am clean. Always clean.

I will attack you, you will know it when I cast my HN's but first a Mindbar. I strike fear. My name is Chin Chin.

[Marcellus Falcon]

Good one! But not as good as the mushroom trip post... that just was... something different...

[Shadowood]

Good one! But not as good as the mushroom trip post... that just was... something different...

Thanks... Just messing around.

[Xxmontyxx]

Well that's 5 minutes of my life Ill never get back

[Admiral Nelson]

Well that's 5 minutes of my life Ill never get back

As opposing to the amount of hours you have spent here, that you will never get back.

[Xxmontyxx]

Yeah but most of the time I spend on here doesnt make me want to rip my eyes out the sockets

[Admiral Nelson]

Yeah but most of the time I spend on here doesnt make me want to rip my eyes out the sockets

Then your playing it wrong!

[qpWiseManBellamyqp]

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

[qpWiseManBellamyqp]

one possible riddle lol


zyz?olo?OqpO =???

1clue ??? lmao

signed: river song

1credit for the first 7 correct answers

[DezNutz]

one possible riddle lol


zyz?olo?OqpO =???

1clue ??? lmao

signed: river song

1credit for the first 7 correct answers

Cryptic/Coded messages are not riddles.

This is a riddle:

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

AND

What 5 letter word in the English language is pronounced exactly the same by removing 4 of the letters?