Annoy-Common
1 Turn
Spell randomly picks a game function that won't work (without any explanation) for 24 hours.
Examples: A fleet disapeers
Everytime you hit plunder, it deletes one of your trade routes
If you try to post on the forums, it is instead forwarded to your mother so she can see how much time you are wasting on gaming.
If you send a PM to anyone, you get a random reply from Ticktock's message file.
If you send CJ a PM, the whole game deletes from your browser.
Your entire voodoo card library is in Spanish.
If you don't log in in 24 hours, your fleets are divided between your last 5 adversaries.
No matter what you push, you get Roileon's internal guild musings on daffodils.