[CHALLENGE] Pluck The Golden Goose!

[Most Lee Harmless]

Update : Day #4

Astoundingly, the crew of The Golden Goose got to enjoy a private performance of the world-famous Dancing Donkeys of Regis, former bastion of the lamented and lamentable Mexican Empire.

Pretty rubbish skirmishers there, must be all the tequila still stockpiled from its glorious past.

Where next? Do we hear the siren calls of mournful camels? Or are the ugly cabin boys comparing stick sizes again?

[Sebena]

This entire Challenge is unfair and rude. I want to speak with your manager

[Most Lee Harmless]

I want to speak to my manager!

25% of all my global earnings and she still wont answer my calls!

Keeps mumbling about some new boy band she has found.

[Sebena]

I want to speak to my manager!

25% of all my global earnings and she still wont answer my calls!

Keeps mumbling about some new boy band she has found.

I want to speak with your manager this challenge is rude and it offends me.

[Most Lee Harmless]

I feel your pain. This boy band is gonna be a disaster! Okay, boy bands are simple : dumb but cute one that sings like a eunuch. Hunky one that cant sing but looks good in videos. The other one who cant sing but can dance and has weird hair. Then the ugly one who can read and so writes the songs with help from 36 un-named 'collaborators' and 'producers'.

So what is the mad bint planning? FOUR ugly ones! She reckons they will get the granny market, the pink economy and taken seriously by Rolling Stone!

Doomed! Doomed!

[Most Lee Harmless]

Update : Day #5

Another day free of skirmishes, another 100 bars in the prize pot!

Really, a massively hopeless effort from the so--called Skirmish Kings. As hopeless as an ugly cabin boy in an orgy.

Speaking of which, they all jumped ship in Newland : most strange, they were mumbling about meeting some fellow named Justwin Blubber and hitting the big time.

So, they have be replaced with four fresh Cabin Babes who have already proved they can handle the biggest of sticks!

On we go... by sea to glory!

Yeah. A clue. Gods know, you seem to need one.

[The Lamb]

So im watching this prize pot grow. Im starting to salivate over here... But the donkey boy band... mere mistrials of the sea, are you going with the New Equines on the Block, or D-Sync?

[Most Lee Harmless]

Dejavu... cos we seen it all before but always hope it might turn out better this time.