Unknown Virus Spreading

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Unknown Virus Spreading

Postby Shadowood » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:28 pm

It has been reported that after traveling to a distant land, the famed sailor "Stan Rogers" has been seen in the port of Pania coughing! He was taking to the best witch doctor in Avonmora to be treated. The Witch Doctor, Shadowood, has never seen the likes of this virus and warned Avonmorians to take precautions.

Shadowood is looking into what this virus could be. For now he has given it the name "CLOCK-20".

Word has quickly spread from Port to Port. Governors of each have responded by setting up blockades and shutting down all trade! Whorehouses are closed, the streets are bare. Here is a quote from a leader in Hellas:
"Due to the recent outbreak of the CLOCK-20 virus, the nation of Hellas has quarantined all ports. Anyone caught trying to enter or leave Hellas Ports without expressed written permission shall face immediate and severe consequences!"


Virus may present symptoms of:
    Large Pain in your Ass
    Bleeding from the ears
    Suicidal Thoughts
    Visions of Blonde Wigs

If you start experiencing any of these symptoms... Quickly sell all your ships to the market and send all proceeds to your nearest Witch Doctor - Shadowood.
Last edited by Shadowood on Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:51 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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Re: Unknown Virus Spreading

Postby Mack » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:32 pm

Fake news!
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Re: Unknown Virus Spreading

Postby DezNutz » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:40 pm

LOL
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Re: Unknown Virus Spreading

Postby PhoenixKnight » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:02 am

We declare that Hellas is quarantined and all travel from and to it are banned
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Re: Unknown Virus Spreading

Postby Qwerty00172 » Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:26 am

Ok you scurvy dogs.......... I left fifty tons of toilet paper and three hundred barrels of hand sanitizer in my Psaral warehouse. It has now disappeared!
I'll be watching the market carefully for any extra that is advertised! Qwerty.
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Re: Unknown Virus Spreading

Postby DezNutz » Sun Mar 22, 2020 4:30 pm

Just follow the butthurt.
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Re: Unknown Virus Spreading

Postby The Lamb » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:09 am

I have heard a tale that while the virus first be seen in Hellas port at a brothel known for lewd despicable acts involving live bats, ice chips and stuffed buffalo's , her leaders see to be trying to blame a few Spanish sailors for the virus.

So the real question be, are the Hellas leaders lieing to save face, or are the Spanish just dirty dirty sailors?
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