Off the internet
"I love pirates because they have no concept of ableism. Oh, you have no leg? Here, have a peg leg. No hand? Well, guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those SOBs a surprise! Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on, noone cares. You're deaf? Go man the cannons you glorious ******. They don't care if youre disabled because as long as you can f*** shit up they literally don't f****** care."
Now go and f*** shit up!