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WoW (Sarcastic)

Postby Edward teach » Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:17 am

Hopper engaged Unamed in the vinicity of Goroum


Queen Anne's Revenge (59 HP) VERSUS Hopper13 (1170 HP)

Round: 1
Queen Anne's Revenge shoots its starboard against Hopper13!
Queen Anne's Revenge blows up parts of Hopper13 for 2.94 points of damage.
(Cannons fired: 2 Cannons Missed: 1)
Hopper13 has 1167.06 hitpoints left.

Hopper13 attacks against Queen Anne's Revenge!
Hopper13 hits for 63.6 points of damage and part of the Queen Anne's Revenge crew ABANDON the ship! WATER FLOODS the main deck and it seems that the end is near!
(Cannons fired: 30 Cannons Missed: 12)
Hopper13 crew watches Queen Anne's Revenge as it slowly is sunk into the sea.

Hopper13 Wins
You lost 180 gold coins!

Your fame decreased by 13!


Hopper engaged Unamed in the vinicity of Goroum


Hopper13 (1170 HP) VERSUS Queen Anne's Revenge (1 HP)

Round: 1
Hopper13 cannons open fire against Queen Anne's Revenge hull!
Hopper13 hits for 61.48 points of damage and A BIG HOLE opens in the main deck of Queen Anne's Revenge! FEAR and DESPAIR spreads among the crew as it seems that the end is near!
(Cannons fired: 30 Cannons Missed: 12)
Queen Anne's Revenge main deck get teared apart into pieces and the ship is immediately dragged to the sea bottom!

Hopper13 Wins
You lost 2,552 gold coins!

Your fame decreased by 11!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: WoW (Sarcastic)

Postby Acadien » Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:32 am

Yeah, i know that he keep attacking low rank player, although im always plunding him, cause his always on the radar.. so meh..
- And for those who have fought and died.. as i approach the gates of heaven; St.Peter i will tell, one more Soldier reporting Sir, i've served my time in hell.
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Re: WoW (Sarcastic)

Postby Edward teach » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:08 pm

Hopper engaged Chapulines in the vinicity of Tortuga


Queen Anne's Revenge (81 HP) VERSUS Hopper13 (1170 HP)

Round: 1
Queen Anne's Revenge cannons open fire against Hopper13 hull!
The portside of Hopper13 is hit for 7.84 points of damage.
(Cannons fired: 6 Cannons Missed: 3)
Hopper13 has 1162.16 hitpoints left.

The heavy cannons of Hopper13 fire strongly against Queen Anne's Revenge!
Fire,iron,wood and blood mixes with each other as Queen Anne's Revenge receives a hit of 46.64 points of damage.
(Cannons fired: 30 Cannons Missed: 17)
Queen Anne's Revenge has 34.36 hitpoints left.


Round: 2
Sreams of horror and despair are heard as Queen Anne's Revenge attempts to sink Hopper13!
Queen Anne's Revenge blows up parts of Hopper13 for 4.9 points of damage.
(Cannons fired: 6 Cannons Missed: 4)
Hopper13 has 1157.26 hitpoints left.

Fire spits out from the cannons of Hopper13!
Hopper13 hits for 62.54 points of damage and part of the Queen Anne's Revenge crew ABANDON the ship! WATER FLOODS the main deck and it seems that the end is near!
(Cannons fired: 30 Cannons Missed: 15)
Screams of horror and despair are heard as Queen Anne's Revenge begins its journey for the sea bottom!

Hopper13 Wins
You lost 300 gold coins!

Your fame decreased by 41!
:lol: :lol:
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Re: WoW (Sarcastic)

Postby Edward teach » Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:11 pm

Hopper engaged Chapulines in the vinicity of Thorakas


Hopper13 (1170 HP) VERSUS Queen Anne's Revenge (80 HP)

Round: 1
A deafening assault from Hopper13 makes the hearts of Queen Anne's Revenge crew to pound rapidly!
Fire,iron,wood and blood mixes with each other as Queen Anne's Revenge receives a hit of 59.36 points of damage.
(Cannons fired: 30 Cannons Missed: 14)
Queen Anne's Revenge has 20.64 hitpoints left.

Queen Anne's Revenge cannons open fire against Hopper13 hull!
Queen Anne's Revenge bombarment hits the deck of Hopper13 for 2.94 points of damage.
(Cannons fired: 5 Cannons Missed: 3)
Hopper13 has 1167.06 hitpoints left.


Round: 2
Hopper13 captain orders a new cannon assault!!
Hopper13 hits for 49.82 points of damage and A BIG HOLE opens in the main deck of Queen Anne's Revenge! FEAR and DESPAIR spreads among the crew as it seems that the end is near!
(Cannons fired: 30 Cannons Missed: 15)
Queen Anne's Revenge main deck get teared apart into pieces and the ship is immediately dragged to the sea bottom!

Hopper13 Wins
You lost 180 gold coins!

Your fame decreased by 47!
:lol: :lol:
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Re: WoW (Sarcastic)

Postby Acadien » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:43 pm

The Death Phoenix engaged Hopper in the vinicity of Tortuga
The Death Myst Wins
Your fame increased by 1176!

The Death Phoenix engaged Hopper in the vinicity of Tortuga
The Death Myst Wins
Your fame increased by 1306!

The Death Phoenix engaged Hopper in the vinicity of Tortuga
The Death Myst Wins
Your fame increased by 1451!

The Death Phoenix engaged Hopper in the vinicity of Tortuga
The Death Myst Wins
Your fame increased by 1612!

I could have keep going but would'nt be worth it..
- And for those who have fought and died.. as i approach the gates of heaven; St.Peter i will tell, one more Soldier reporting Sir, i've served my time in hell.
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Re: WoW (Sarcastic)

Postby Grasshopper » Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:44 pm

Wow, I'm famous! ....Blah blah blah :roll:

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Re: WoW (Sarcastic)

Postby Acadien » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:40 am

Grasshopper wrote:Wow, I'm famous!


I know right, thanks for that last 150k. Keep them coming.
- And for those who have fought and died.. as i approach the gates of heaven; St.Peter i will tell, one more Soldier reporting Sir, i've served my time in hell.
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Re: WoW (Sarcastic)

Postby Grasshopper » Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:37 pm

Lol, you're a funny guy Arcadien. You've had no more than 15,000 gold from me ever. I never carry more than 3,000, and you only ever get gold from your first attack on me. The highest of which to date is 1,600 ( the following 5 or 6 attacks get you nothing ). I notice you didn't post the bit that said 'you plundered 0 gold coins' after all those attack in your earlier post. Anyway, as you made me laugh, I've made you a little present....Enjoy!

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Re: WoW (Sarcastic)

Postby Hellfire » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:49 am

Hmm, interesting animation site Hopper. I took a bit of a swing at it. :lol: http://goanimate.com/movie/0Ya3M1Y7ChYA/1
Kill one man
Murderer.
Kill a million
Conqueror.
Kill them all
God.
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Re: WoW (Sarcastic)

Postby Acadien » Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:03 am

Grasshopper wrote:Lol, you're a funny guy Arcadien. You've had no more than 15,000 gold from me ever. I never carry more than 3,000, and you only ever get gold from your first attack on me. The highest of which to date is 1,600 ( the following 5 or 6 attacks get you nothing ). I notice you didn't post the bit that said 'you plundered 0 gold coins' after all those attack in your earlier post. Anyway, as you made me laugh, I've made you a little present....


Cool Story bro, although i think you got it all wrong. I am not punding you for you're gold, i am plunding you for you're fame. Gotta waste those turn somehow eh? Lucky me that you always show up on my port. Oh and you did notice i didnt bother posting the gold? Talking about that actualy.. i've got too much of it lately, need to spend it on port, to help out IBeScarFace port domination a little.

So yeah.. As for me, am still gonna be plunding you as long that i have turn un-used.
As for you, well.. nothing much to say, you are still gonna be rotting at the bottom rank.

True story bro, you should make a movie out of this.
- And for those who have fought and died.. as i approach the gates of heaven; St.Peter i will tell, one more Soldier reporting Sir, i've served my time in hell.
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