King of the Hill

[Most Lee Harmless]

Danik senses a degree of animosity in Warriors ravings : what a strange chap he is, even the dragons found his antics amusing, and they are notoriously ill-humored critters. Warrior had pranced and danced, and cursed and chanted for hours then settled down into a painful yoga position with the most disturbingly vacant stare. After a few hours of this, Maisie got bored, swept down, picked him up and headed out to the high seas. After hours of flight, she got even more bored and forgot why she was doing this : worse, she realised she might be missing some ear-scratching back at home : so she released Warrior, did a 180 turn and switched on her afterburners and was out of sight whilst Warrior was still falling. he struck the ocean with a great crash and commenced to sink rapidly to the ocean floor. which would have been okay as his vacant yoga position was still maintained thus his metabolism had slowed enough for him to last some short while : but the commotion had woken Megadon, a rather grumpy sea monster of enormous size and appetite : Megadon did not appreciate his slumbers being disturbed by this odd-looking intruder into his realm : With a lazy yawn, the rgeat cavernous maw of the monsters mouth stretched open beneath warrior :Megadon let the falling creature drop neatly into his gullet, one slow ruminatory gulp, and Warrior was now dinner.
Maisie made it home just in time to share a light snack of roasted goat-herd with her sisters : with peace and harmony restored to his realm, Danik smiled.

[Warrior]

Wow, how nice you dream in sewers

[Most Lee Harmless]

ferk you, if you cant keep this thread in an amusing vein, and just need to vent your dislike of me, go play on your own.

[Warrior]

What about you ? I told Warrior slayed your dragons and imprisoned you then how come they go live again ??? So this must be a dream of yours...

[Sir Johnny English]

Hmm...after a lot of researching, for I am unfamiliar with the Ultimate Question (and the Answer) to Everything in the Universe, I found what '42' meant. I ask Again....(out of boring boredom! aand curiousity, of course...), what, Danik, does , the answer to everything in the Universe and St. George's Hill do with me dreaming of levelling hills?

[Most Lee Harmless]

I could explain it, but then, I would have to kill you

[Sir Johnny English]

I see that, in the power struggle for the hill, all players have left out good rulable, cultivable land empty and barren. I claim it for myself and it grew prosperous untill the Hill became a minor story, a history of Avonmora and no more. End of the Hill.

[Francois le Clerc]

I am king of the plains.Don't you dare.

[Sir Johnny English]

I established Communalism over everything except that seven-starred(means seven astrisks) Hill. The people became aware of governing themselves and overthrew me. Your kingship is declared null and void by the current governemnt too.

[Captain Jack]

Captain Jack silently establishes Despotism and reclaims the Hill hoping to last longer than a day.