King of the Hill

[Most Lee Harmless]

or so CJ thought..as he sat down, a rapid DNA sequencer took a sample and, establishing that it was not the rightful occupant, a Saturn V rocket, carefully placed beneath the throne was ignited... up, up and away, went CJ on a voyage to discover new worlds, new species, to boldly go where no admin has gone before! Yes, he was firmly aimed at the evil Constellation known as Evony Prime..

Danik reclaimed his rightful place. And CJ's cutter, nice but really poorly stacked.. shame on you CJ!

[R0nnie]

The balloon did deflate, but a bit too early. So even though Ronnie evaded the midden's horror, another was to befall. For a while he was confused as to what that tingly sensation in his stomach could be...and why was he feeling weightless...excess of rum maybe? In a terrifying moment it all became clear, and he could sense the earth rushing towards him at a dreadful pace, enough to strike fear in the hearts of the fiercest pirates. Never did he imagine dying in this fashion. In a cannon fight yes, but no, not like this. Then came the earth shattering shudder, and the word seemed to come to a sudden, painful halt....and darkness descended upon Ronnie.
He woke up to the shrill call of John crows, hovering over him. Lady luck had once again put the odds in his favour, for he had crash landed in a swamp, and thus cheated death once again, getting away with a few broken bones and one broken dream....which only increased his urge to reclaim what had been taken away from him , by tenfold. He picked himself up, his jaw clenched shut in pain and determination, and made his way back to his safe house.

To be continued....

[Roberts]

Whilst R0nnie was in the safe house ~ Sir Roberts came on his stallion dropped a match in his safehouse , and burnt the poor man alive.

Guns for show,Knives for pro.

I do not know what is more worrying , the game or my past

[Most Lee Harmless]

Danik surveyed his kingdom : and a strangely hued pillar of smoke, off far in the distance : riding, pell-mell away from the conflagration, he noted the shabby. ill-dressed and ill-educated form of Sir Roberts : without further ado, he summoned forth Behemoth, Eater-of-Souls and Giver-of-Wedgies : with a single flap of his giant wings, Behemoth bore down upon the hapless Roberts and with a great roar, blasted him with a flame hotter than Beyonce's thighs after an all-night dance marathon : alas, the horse perished as well, but dragons must feed where they will.

Danik was pleased.

[Roberts]

Danik surveyed his kingdom : and a strangely hued pillar of smoke, off far in the distance : riding, pell-mell away from the conflagration, he noted the shabby. ill-dressed and ill-educated form of Sir Roberts : without further ado, he summoned forth Behemoth, Eater-of-Souls and Giver-of-Wedgies : with a single flap of his giant wings, Behemoth bore down upon the hapless Roberts and with a great roar, blasted him with a flame hotter than Beyonce's thighs after an all-night dance marathon : alas, the horse perished as well, but dragons must feed where they will.

Danik was pleased.

You win i guess... I wuld rather have beyonce then be king of this hill... I will go find another hill...

[Barnabas Sackett]

Boo!

[Most Lee Harmless]

Danik was not scared by Rasec's appearance : shocked, yes, such poor fashion taste and the color choice was just so nineties. Behemoth was outraged, being a dragon of some taste and refinement : Behemoth was also still hungry : Rasec thus became dinner.

Danik smiled.

[Francois le Clerc]

After your bloody dragon ate it sat down lazily and slept....i came in mi sloop and put a cannon your way and both of you guys were never to be found

[Most Lee Harmless]

Danik smiled, Bond had fallen hook,line and sinker for his cunning plan, a plan more cunning than the most cunning ever planned by the most cunning fox who ever lived : for Bond has aimed his cannon at a hologram of Danik and Behemoth and thus his shell was wasted. Quickly, Bond was bound and stood upon the plank which extended out over an abyss, so deep, even behemoth feared to plumb its true depths, and Behemoth didnt scare easy. Bond shouted :'Do you expect me to walk?' : Danik gave an evil grin and replied 'No, Mr Bond, we expect you to fly!' : Behemoth gave a small snort, sending a jet of superheated flame at Bonds backside, where-upon, yea, he did fly.. for a short distance...

Danik resumed his seat upon the throne, with Behemoth curled at his feet : Both smiled.

[Francois le Clerc]

Little did you know that I was a secret agent...I had a british submarine waiting for me there kaabooom!!!!As they took me in andgave me a new suit they launched a nuclear weapon clearing the sea of pirates like you....

AGAIN SJB WINS THE GOLD