Talk!

[Talyn]

~distant cannon shots & screams of the dying~
so that's what making all the noise.... I thought it was raining cats

[Eirian]

~yawn~ raining cats, flying pigs.... going to bed. good thing sea captains get a big cabin for ourselves. a hammock is so.... lacking for a good night's sleep.

[Talyn]

~strange thuds and noises from pigs colliding with cats~

A big cabin with the softest feather bed goodnight

[Talyn]

.....
I like hash browns

[Talyn]

~tripping over dead pigs and cats~
Heavy storm last night.... or the fighting had some unforeseen casualties

[Eirian]

ahem....
this is Eirian reporting live from the scene of a crime so unbelievable it's truly unbelievable! according to witnesses, the horrific war which took place less than 24 hours ago generated an unprecedented amount of magical backwash from the overuse of tribal voodoo which has terminated the peaceful and innocent lives of countless cats and pigs across the seven seas
local resident Talyn RN gives her opinion on this most terrible of events as she struggles to clear her deck of corpses...
".......the fighting had some unforseen casualties"

as the cats rained from the sky like the confetti snow in taiwan for new year, pigs were seen streaking through the air like pink, squealing comets. the damage caused by this horrendous blizzard of literally live ammunition have blasted holes in the ships of countless sea captains in the region. We can only ask, in the aftermath of this terrible war, what will happen next??!

This is Eirian PK, reporting live from her really really damaged ship.

[Lefty]

A big ol bacon party and you all are invited

[Talyn]

yay! ~jump up and down~

aaahhh... ~fell through a pig-sized hole on the deck~ ....... *thump*

[Talyn]

~on the floor of the hull~

~sigh~ I wonder if boredom contributes to premature aging... or I need my back checked...

[Eirian]

hhmmmmm. o.o this game is weighing me down. it's actually making me do work....