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[Painmaster]

why ever not?

[Brazzler]

They are normally covered in blood or dirt or they stink.

[Painmaster]

there there's this lovely thing... ships float on it, your body and this planet are made of 70% of it...

Water. It's called water. Also, the greeks created something amazing called soap. Common people use it combined with water to clean things...

and, something else occurred to me as well... you're a pirate, so why don't you smuggle me a platypus...?

[Brazzler]

We have no reason to keep the furs. So we burn them with whatever else is left of the animal.

[Painmaster]

oh...

and, can you use your epic piracy tactics to smuggle me a platypus?

[Brazzler]

No. We have a few around the property. But it is nice to see them during the sunset. With the suns pink rays spreading across the dam. Nice romantic place to take the GF.

[Painmaster]

oh, yeah...

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[Brazzler]

Na. Just a romantic place to take her. No "If you know what I mean" involved.

[Big Brother]

See, this guy's got class (brazzler), not like some I know that are complete _________ <insert swear word of choice here<<<<<.

[Painmaster]

Hey, your back... and you aren't talking about yourself in endearing terms now are you? The "some people you know"? yeah, that would indeed be you.

You ready to collect the knife you left in my back? It's really starting to get annoying having it there...

I honestly hope you aren't expecting to get paid for what you did.