o yea, i'm selling the starship enterprise

[MAjesty]

that's right. im auctioning off THE Enterprise (NX-01) the very same one that defeated the borg decisively on several surreptitiously filmed occasions, as well as other generic humanoid space faring species.

the bidding starts at 100 credits.

and if you don't want it, i dont care.. i'll keep using the Enterprise myself, you cant have it.

[Roileon]

hmmm, does it come fully equipped and manned with the same experienced crew that committed these feats?

[Captain dungeness]

I'm expecting this ship to be a run down Howker with barnacles covering it's hull and dripping paint covering over the ship's previous name... might I have a trusted shipwright inspect if before placing an offer?

No offense Pirate Zombie Messiah but I have bought a few lemons before

[Southern belle]

Yea can we have this authenticated by an upstanding shipwright. Will also need to see your proof of ownership and the latest milage report to in sure it has not been juryrigged...lolol look up now look down never mind you were found BY Achillies.......

[MAjesty]

weren't you wondering how i figured out you were Mrs. Achillies.... you're not exactly being mysterious...

[MAjesty]

I am posting this because this happened. It's not every day the person you attacked voodooz u with an East India, and if that wasn't enough... your own team rushes to the rescue and removes it... This is the feeling i get when children i supervise kick over their own sandcastles, then cry because they're gone. i realize the feels dont match up too literally but im still feeling it.... the feels... the possess me soo

35 che (#25834) has casted Hostile Natives on you! 2013-04-17 11:15:07
36 che (#25834) has casted Disfavor on you! 2013-04-17 11:14:04
37 che (#25834) has casted East India Company on you! 2013-04-17 11:12:53

27 PhoenixKnight (#28199) casted Purify on you! Lazy Craftsmen has been purified by PhoenixKnight (#28199) ! 2013-04-17 12:54:32
28 PhoenixKnight (#28199) casted Purify on you! Disfavor has been purified by PhoenixKnight (#28199) ! 2013-04-17 12:54:28
29 PhoenixKnight (#28199) casted Purify on you! East India Company has been purified by PhoenixKnight (#28199) ! 2013-04-17 12:54:21

[Captain dungeness]

Is there a CarFax report for PG Ships? "ShipFax" maybe?

[MAjesty]

No. this is frikin Somalia. You buy this ship now or you can just go back to whatever parts of your ship my chopper-guys couldn't carry away fast enough while you were busy talking to me.

Thank you, come again.

[MAjesty]

Does anyone out there play eve online? Here's a really cool article i read about it.

http://penny-arcade.com/report/article/ ... nes-entire

[Roileon]

No. this is frikin Somalia. You buy this ship now or you can just go back to whatever parts of your ship my chopper-guys couldn't carry away fast enough while you were busy talking to me.

Thank you, come again.

hahaha