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Dad Jokes for Days
Posted:
Sun Jul 23, 2023 11:11 pmby PFH
Who has the best dad joke? Winner is decided on day 3975. Winner also wins 75 credits.
I will start, but I’m not a direct participant in the contest.
What do you call a fake noodle?
- Spoiler: show
- An impasta
Re: Dad Jokes for Days
Posted:
Mon Jul 24, 2023 1:25 amby William one eye
Had an Arborist over last week to help me with some old trees in my yard. I think you'd like him, he was a pretty good feller.
Re: Dad Jokes for Days
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Mon Jul 24, 2023 1:53 amby William one eye
Never try to party with an equiangular quadrilateral, they are real squares.
Re: Dad Jokes for Days
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Mon Jul 24, 2023 2:52 amby PFH
I loved the first one over the second
Re: Dad Jokes for Days
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Tue Jul 25, 2023 12:50 amby DezNutz
What does a ginger do when he wants to high five a friend?
- Spoiler: show
- He claps.
Re: Dad Jokes for Days
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Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:35 pmby Lil Lola
Yesterday I couldn’t make out if someone was waving at me, or the person behind me.
In other news, I just lost my job as a life guard.
Re: Dad Jokes for Days
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Wed Jul 26, 2023 10:50 pmby DezNutz
I told my friends that I was heading to Auchtermuchty,
They replied, Wear the fox hat?
Re: Dad Jokes for Days
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Wed Jul 26, 2023 11:37 pmby Lil Lola
I am giving up drinking for a month.
That came out wrong.
I am giving up. Drinking for a month.
can a joke come to fruition? I’m out with Jack, is a good friend.
Re: Dad Jokes for Days
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Thu Jul 27, 2023 1:35 pmby PFH
Lil Lola wrote:Yesterday I couldn’t make out if someone was waving at me, or the person behind me.
In other news, I just lost my job as a life guard.
These are all pretty good. This will be difficult lol
Re: Dad Jokes for Days
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Thu Jul 27, 2023 1:57 pmby DezNutz
What do dwarfs and midgets have in common?
Very Little.