Ban the person who posted before you.


This is not in UOH so general moderation is in effect here.
There are 2 rules
1. You can't ban yourself
2 You cant respond to any ban you receive

Be humorous, be angry, but above all be creative and have fun.
You are the godchild, the result of a CJ, Meliva, Dez sandwich.
Throw your lightning and show these peons you run these forums!

For example, you post after me and may decide to ban me by saying,
That's it dman, I have had enough, you are hereby banned because I am jealous of all the people who haven't met you!
That's kind of weak but you get the drift, it can be game-related or not. Just have fun with it.

Who will be first? I know there is a long line waiting to ban me.
Bring it, and let the game begin.

That's it dman, you're banned for putting the image of a CJ, Dez and me sandwhich in my mind. Gotta go get some mind bleach for that

That’s it Mel! You’re banned for not saying you actually like the idea of being a CJ and Dez sandwich. I wanted pics…

That’s it shadowood your banned!!!! You didn’t hire me to direct that porn fantasy!!! I could have made hundreds of dollars and would have kickstarted a new career for me. Thanks for doing a girl dirty!

That's it Lolita! You're banned for making me connect the dots of that dirty joke in my teenage brain- now where did I put my unsee juice

That's it Thomas!!! You are banned because... because... well, just because.

That's it argo!! You're banned because you don't acknowledge the Flying Spaghetti Monster as the one and only deity...

Sorry MAC - off topic - Argo

Well it's about time having no thunder was a ban-able offense. Enjoy the hammer time, Leo

Thats it Argo, you are banned for banning people in a topic a bout being banned.

quick question....... if your banned for being off topic in a topic about being banned, does that mean that you are unbanned? Also, shouldn't we all be banned for talking about being banned in a topic about being banned?




While this may look off or not following the game, please just continue from here. Too much to explain and not worth doing so. Consider this as the appropriate response to the previous post.- Dez.