Similar to king of the hill, but your point is not to be in the ditch. Let me start with...

Grabs Shadowood and toss him into the ditch. Just cus.

Jack shoots grim in the ass with a flintlock, jack kicks him in the ditch. Jack walks away.

Makes Jack vanish forever for trying to kill someone.

jack still exists because making someone literally disappear from time and space.

Shadowood looks up from the ditch and wonders why he was tossed down here... "Oh look, a Nickel!"
Shadowood picks up the shiny Nickel and plays heads or tails with it.

Heads - Grim loses his ships
Tails - Grim loses his ships

Such a sweet sound, the tang of the coin makes as Shadowood flips it in the air...

Shadowood lets the Nickel fall to the ground once more, doesn't even look at it as he climbs out of the ditch and heads to his Flagship "Shadow".

Meliva goes into the ditch and takes the nickel, then goes over to the local burger stand for a burger. Then realizing this isn't the 1950's and that a nickel can not buy a burger, robs the place, and hides in the ditch eating burgers and fries.

Astra speartackles Meliva when he sees how many burgers she has after robbing the burger stand. After tackling, he grabs a burger and hides in the ditch with a big grin on his face!

Meliva just shrugs and says you could have asked, before realzing shes low on burgers and deciding to get some more and leaving the ditch in search of more burger places to rob, before shouting back that someone should get a coach in the ditch, and that the dirt isn't comfy.

"Here now, ye blighters" bellows Sir Henry Morgan as he slides into the ditch.

"There may only room for one on the hill, but the ditch, well now there be ample room for all!"

He produces a jug of k'pow - rum laced with lemon, lime and lamp oil with a sprinkle of salt and gun powder, along with several tin cups.

"Anyone join me? It goes well with burgers and fries. After a nip or two comfort be immaterial."

Shadowood decides to head back and collect that fine looking nickel. Upon arrival lets loose a belly laugh like he hasn't had in an age.

"I thought this ditch be for losers and outcasts! I see it is attracting a small party! I'll take a swig of that K'Pow Mr SHM!"

Shadowood slides happily back into the ditch!