Submarine War

[Raper]

A German submarine was on his enemy-mission in the Atlantic Sea in the II World War. A US submarine-hunter-destroyership had detected this submarine by her echo-lot and threw waterbombs to the detected position of the sub. One of these bombs hited the German submarine in a deep of nearly 100m. The steelhull of the sub was lightly damaged by the bombing.
" Herr Kapitaenleutnant( that was the title of a German submarine-commander) we were hited by an enemy-bomb," the first officer reported to his commander, "what shall we do now. What are your orders?" " I also recogniced this fatal happenings against us," the captain answered his officer, "oure boat waved up and down, and I also heard the loud sound of the explosion. But we are still in a good shape for manoevering as I had sawn on the aparates on my commando-place. It is not possible to move faster for oure submarine, that the enemy could not hit us? " "That is not possible," the first officer answered, "we cannot dive faster by oure electric-motor and to move up the snork for provideing oure diesel-motor with oxygen from the surface is also not possible, we are diveing to deep." "Then my order, maybe the last order, is, "the German captain commanded, "take some dieseloil out of the tank and pour it into oure torpedo-tubes and let it flew out. The oil will drift to the surface and the enemy will believe that we and oure sub were destroyed." His first officer gave that order further to the submarine-crew and the order was executed. Then the echolot-officer on the sub reported to the captain that the motor-noice of the enemy-ship was never to hear. The US submarine hunter had apparently vesseled away. The German submarine moved to the French coast, where a large submarine-harbour was situated. There the sub was repaired for a new mission.

[Grasshopper]

Once upon a time, there was a little pirate girl named Goldilocks. She went for a swim in the ocean. Pretty soon, she came upon a ship. She shouted and, when no one answered, she climbed right onboard.
At the table in the galley, there were three tankards of rum. Goldilocks was thirsty. She tasted the rum from the first tankard.
"This rum is too hot!" she exclaimed.
So, she tasted the rum from the second tankard.
"This rum is too cold," she said
So, she tasted the last tankard of rum.
"Ahhh, this rum is just right," she said happily and she drank it all up.
After she'd drunk the three pirates' rum she decided she was feeling a little tired. So, she walked into the captains quarters where she saw three chairs. Goldilocks sat in the first chair to rest her feet.
"This chair is too big!" she exclaimed.
So she sat in the second chair.
"This chair is too big, too!" she whined.
So she tried the last and smallest chair.
"Ahhh, this chair is just right," she sighed. But just as she settled down into the chair to rest, it broke into pieces!
Goldilocks was very tired by this time, so she went to the captains bedroom. She lay down in the first bed, but it was too hard. Then she lay in the second bed, but it was too soft. Then she lay down in the third bed and it was just right. Goldilocks fell asleep.
As she was sleeping, the three pirates came down from the rigging.
"Someone's been drinking my rum," growled the Captain.
"Someone's been drinking my rum," said the first mate.
"Someone's been drinking my rum and they drank it all up!" cried the deck hand.
"Someone's been sitting in my chair," growled the Captain.
"Someone's been sitting in my chair," said the first mate.
"Someone's been sitting in my chair and they've broken it all to pieces," cried the deck hand.
They decided to look around some more and when they got to the captains bedroom, the Captain growled, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed,"
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too" said the first mate,
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!" exclaimed the deck hand.
Just then, Goldilocks woke up and saw the three pirates. She screamed, "Help!" And she jumped up and ran out of the room. Goldilocks ran down the corridor, opened the door, and ran away down the deck then dived in the sea.
She never returned to the ship of the three pirates.

THE END

At least I made my story pirate related

[John rackham]

And the sub-hunters tended to look for bits of clothing and rather gruesomely human remains to float to the surface before deciding they had a kill.

Bur still thank you for your stories

[Hellfire]

Reminds me of some of my playtime in Silent Hunter. Only that usually ended with more of me dieing horribly.